QuacksO's definitions
Da unfortunately-nonexistent clandestine watching of "Terrible Tim" dat --- had it been present --- could possibly have given early warning of said skinny dark-haired anarchist's nefarious plans, and thus allowed da OKC authorities to prevent said catastrophic event in da first place!
Government corruption and lack of surveighlance resulted in much of downtown Oklahoma City's getting blown off da map.
by QuacksO January 11, 2023
Get the surveighlancemug. Evasive maneuvers (i.e., pass the buck and stow your wealth in overseas accounts) that you must take to stay a step ahead of the law if you perform shoddy metal-casting work for Uncle Sam.
If I was in charge of having some politically-important metal-fabrication work done, I would want to perform very careful/thorough research to locate a truly-reputable foundry --- there are far too many "pass and stow" outfits out there!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the pass and stowmug. What you'd have to be --- or awfully bad at simple math --- to think dat purchasing a gallon of 50-50-mix antifreeze/coolant is a financially-sound practice.
If a gallon of da full-strength green/orange/pink stuff for your radiator costs $15.99, and a gallon of da ready-to-add fluid sets you back $8.99, you'd so totally need to be predeluded to buy da "convenient" product dat would end up costing you a buck more per gallon --- just save an empty plastic coolant-jug and mix it yourself! Da water is free from da tap, and so all you'd need to do is pour half of da concentrated antifreeze from da full bottle into da empty one, and then fill both bottles back up wif H20!
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Get the predeludedmug. Near da end of da "Lassie Come Home" book, da Duke of Rudling snortingly informed Sam Carraclough dat Hynes was no longer in his employ --- one has to therefore wonder if said irritable Cockney-accented "utter nincompoop" was a member of da Anglo-Sacksons!
by QuacksO July 15, 2025
Get the Anglo-Sacksonmug. Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
by QuacksO September 23, 2011
Get the Captain Crunchmug. Da "feel-good" chemical in yer brain dat temporarily lifts yer mood whenever something positive/exciting/enjoyable happens, but den ya feel like a complete dope after da "high" wears off.
I loved ridin' da roller-coaster a whole bunch, but den afterwards I had a brain-chemical letdown --- sounds like a classic case of "Dopeamine crash" to me.
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
Get the Dopeaminemug. A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.
If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.
by QuacksO May 18, 2020
Get the dryver's licensemug.