emowtional support

Encouraging "I feel for ya" or "you got this" words, soothing/reassuring companionship, etc. dat you give someone who hates cutting da grass.
It always helps if several people gather around to give someone emowtional support during said boring/laborious lawn-trimming task, but of course it works even better if each of said attendants also takes a turn at pushing da machine. Even more extra points if said assistants being their own turf-choppers, as well, so dat several people can have at said expansive Greenacres at once, and thus da vegetation-shortening task gets done in record time.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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Oval Oriffice

What Bill Clinton turned his presidential room into whenever attractive lady-interns came to visit.
Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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edgeucation

In da "Beetle Bailey" cartoon, Sarge often ends up hanging from a branch over a yawning abyss; he might do well to get himself a better edgeucation so dat hopefully he could avoid such mishaps!
by QuacksO May 04, 2022
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Beggamucks

Da usual results of excessive use of scratch-off tickets --- i.e., you waste so much of your income dat you become a "begga", and your life becomes "muck" as a result of your obsession.
I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life; no need to get sucked into all that debauchery, and send my life spiraling into a total beggamucks!
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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vested interest

Personal and/or monetary connection/involvement regarding an upper-torso-warmth/protection garment-manufacturing establishment.
If I worked in a job dat required Kevlar body-armor, I would sure-as-shootin' (pun not intended, but it is indeed 100% appropriate!) have a "vested interest" in da garments' manufacturer!
by QuacksO March 28, 2020
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OCGD

Stands for "Obsessive Compulsive Greasing Disorder". A.k.a. "OCLD" (Obsessive Compulsive Lubricating Disorder), it refers to a mental anomaly whereby one feels an overwhelming need to really slather the slippery-goo onto any surface on a device that should rotate/slide smoothly when said unit is in operation.
People sometimes banteringly ridicule me for my copious use of petroleum jelly and WD-40 when servicing/rebuilding machinery "Zheeesh, Dude --- you gots OCGD!"), but I notice that a lot of THEIR equipment often seems to wear out or break down significantly more than mine does, and so I wonder if maybe I am not actually using too much lubricant, after all --- perhaps those other folks simply don't oil their possessions **enough**, and so my "normal" greasing may seem excessive to them by comparison.
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
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Enrico Crusoe

A famous opera tenor who got shipwrecked on a deserted island and lived to "sing his song" about it.
It's amazing dat Enrico Crusoe maintained his awesome voice after all dat he went through to survive those many years on a tiny tropical atoll.
by QuacksO June 25, 2023
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