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Alluding to guitar-strumming.
Achmed bombastically claimed dat he could play da guitar much better than Guitar Guy, but since his bony-skeleton arms always just dangle loosely beside him, said rifference seems kinda silly.
by QuacksO August 10, 2021
Get the rifference mug.I've always found "yo momma is so ___" jokes to be totally crude and offensive, so I guess dat sparcasm isn't for me!
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
Get the sparcasm mug.A slaughterhouse that is operated by monks.
Monasteries often produce alcoholic beverages, and it is known that meat is helpful for relieving a hangover, so I wonder if that's why abbottoirs first came to be?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
Get the abbottoir mug.Andy Capp fancies himself a savvy and knowledgeable freeloader, even bragging to the readers about said expert prowess. Let's just hope, then, that he doesn't actually start coaching any "begginners" to follow his dependent-on-others lifestyle!
by QuacksO August 3, 2025
Get the begginner mug.Da term "upgrated" could also refer to a municipality's installing better perforated storm-drain covers in their streets.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Get the upgrated mug.A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.
As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
Get the Jean Shepherd mug.Refers to any occasion when you feel a large bubble of gas "transfer" or "travel" from the upper part of your colon to a position somewhat lower down, but without actually exiting from your butt immediately. This gastronomical "heads up" can be extremely useful in allowing you to both adequately prepare for the eventual "eruption" and hopefully prevent any disasters/embarrassment from said expellation, since it not only notifies you that a sizable fart is imminent, but it also enables you to (1) judge the approximate size/intensity of the upcoming whizzpopper and thus determine whether you should hastily change locale to avoid offending others' ears/noses, and (2) predict what **type** of fart ("dry" or "wet 'n' messy") it will likely be, so that if necessary you can rush to the bathroom, shed your pants and underwear like they're on fire (if they aren't already smouldering from repeated extra-spicy-chili farts!), or take other appropriate steps/precautions to lessen your chance of soiling both yourself and anything else that your butt happens to be in close proximity to, such as a chair, mattress/bedclothes, someone else's lap, etc.
Girl, surprised out of a sound slumber by her guy's sudden alarmed flinging off of the bedclothes and hasty exiting of the bed: Where ya going, honeysnugglez?
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
by QuacksO January 3, 2017
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