Aloha

Ohio sounds like, "Oh", "High", and "Oh", and so "Aloha" is da "opposite" sounding --- "Ah, "Low", and "Ah".
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
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sirvey

A poll of da male population in da certain area.
What good is a sirvey if da local ladies aren't asked their opinion, as well?
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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spissifically

Exactly referring to the subject of urination.
I spissifically told my dog to only "go" outdoors, but he still pees on the floor sometimes.
by QuacksO March 09, 2020
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Fundementalist

A religious fanatic who takes his beliefs to such an extreme that he makes himself --- and unfortunately, often those around him, as well --- literally insane... whether they're so-called "believers" or not, everyone connected with said radical becomes totally "demented".
What with all of his despicable Fundementalist beliefs, teachings, and actions, it's no wonder that Warren Jeffs created such a depraved cesspool of humanity and eventually ended up in so much hot water!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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fundementalist

Someone who is "insane and enjoys every minute of it", often defending/rationalizing his crazed behavior and warped values with misguided religion.
Ambrose Bierce spoke of a "mad" person's being just as totally sure of his own sanity as anyone else would be --- I wonder if he had fundementalists in mind?
by QuacksO November 03, 2018
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waftermath

Da results of gentle breezes' shifting odors, objects, etc. from one locale to another.
Whenever Old Mrs. Jones bakes her sumptuous pastries and sets them out to cool, it's always da same waftermath --- all da neighborhood children smell da irresistible aromas and come flocking to her house to beg for samples of said delectables.
by QuacksO October 22, 2022
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slippers-spinner

A "bein' a lovin' man" type of dude who always expends da time/effort to turn his sweetie-pie's house-shoes around at da foot of da bed after she's kicked dem off to crawl up and snuggle beside him, so dat said furry loafers will always be facing da right way for her to slip her cute tootsies into dem whenever she needs to get out of bed and go anywhere around da house.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a diligent slippers-spinner whenever she crawls in bed wif me; it makes it easier for her if she has to go pee in a hurry.
by QuacksO February 12, 2022
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