QuacksO's definitions
Da "tiny 'n' tinny" Yugo was indeed a totally awful-quality vehicle, but da frail pint-sized Renault LeCar was even worse, so I wonder if it would qualify as a "Mego"?
by QuacksO May 3, 2020
Get the Megomug. This word is not reserved for liquid-imbibers on hot days, either --- you'll have grateful resipients on a frosty morning, as well, when you bring them cups of steaming coffee or cocoa!
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
Get the resipientmug. Refers to da legal-status condition whereby da court won't penalize you for yer transgressions as long as you tell da truth in basic and complete detail.
Ollie North asked for testimonial "impunitty" during da Iran-Contra affair --- i.e., he wanted da court to agree not to prosecute him no matter what crimes he admitted to in court, and he would back up his request by threatening to reveal "da intimate basics" of da U.S. government's shady dealings if said condition was not met.
by QuacksO May 8, 2025
Get the impunittymug. Actually, this saying is ITSELF one of the LEAST “true” statements of all time… as we are all too painfully aware, “coming clean” to the powers-that-be (i.e., parents, teachers, policemen, etc.) seldom if ever actually gains or maintains your “freedom”; in fact, usually the **exact opposite** occurs whenever you bravely/penitently reveal your shameful secrets like this --- rather than their extending any significant “charity” (i.e., mercy or forgiveness) to you in response to your trustingly/naively-admitted revelations of past transgressions, these hypocritical and out-of-touch-with-reality sadists generally do everything they can to CURTAIL your freedom and otherwise make you as miserable as possible, such as giving you an extended time-out, grounding you for an outrageously-long period, making you stay in from recess, throwing you in the slammer for a few days, and so on. So unless there is some serious injustice that your silence is maintaining (such as that an innocent person is being blamed/punished for something that you did), it’s usually wise to follow Will Roger’s advice to “never pass up a good chance to shut up”… contrary to what these authority-figures may try to assure you, they generally do **not** “have your best interests at heart”… about all they actually wanna do is try to soothe their **own** perpetually-gnawing consciences by being overly hard on anyone under their care!
My conscience was pricking me after hearing the local minister preaching about “the truth shall set you free”, and so like the total dumba** that I am, I went to the police station and admitted to the desk-sergeant about my having swiped a few candy-bars and a couple bottles of soda from the local Circle-K over the past six months; rather than just smiling and praising me for “being a good boy” to be so honest, though, the officer merely slapped da cuffs on me and made me cool my heels in jail for 48 hours! Talk about a letdown --- he didn’t even seem to care about my protests that he was blatantly going against what the preacher had just said was supposed to happen when we admit our sins! I think I’ll sue that minister for misrepresentation and deceitful speech --- I shoulda merely kept my big mouth shut, just as I always have in the past regarding stuff like this! And then he wonders why he has such a hard time gaining or keeping church-members!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
Get the “The truth shall set you free”mug. The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".
Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
Get the blanket condemnationmug. Arguing over a butane-lighter issue, such as who drained off all the fluid, who should pay for a replacement lighter, etc.
I don't smoke and I try to avoid hanging out with those folks who do, so I mostly avoid da endless bouts of bic-kering dat seem to accompany said nicotine-inflamed-nerved individuals.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
Get the bic-keringmug. Assorted "flush 'n' flow" terms from da ol' 26:
beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
Additional examples of "alphabetical irrigations" include:
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
Get the alphabetical irrigationsmug.