QuacksO's definitions

Hacidic

An ultra-austere branch of Orthodox Judaism.

Maybe if you give a Hacidic Jew a dose of baking soda, it will kinda neutralize or "even things out" in his behavior for a while.

by QuacksO July 1, 2024

haylo

What your equine buddy sees around your head when you're forking him down his feeding of fiber.

If two opposite-gender country-kid "angels" gigglingly climb up into da HAY-loft together for some "wild action" between da HAY-bales, do they lose their "HAYlos" of innocence?

by QuacksO December 17, 2023

Mego

Da opposite of a "Yugo" car.

Da "tiny 'n' tinny" Yugo was indeed a totally awful-quality vehicle, but da frail pint-sized Renault LeCar was even worse, so I wonder if it would qualify as a "Mego"?

by QuacksO May 3, 2020

resipient

Da thirsty individual to whom you give a cool refreshing drink.

This word is not reserved for liquid-imbibers on hot days, either --- you'll have grateful resipients on a frosty morning, as well, when you bring them cups of steaming coffee or cocoa!

by QuacksO January 15, 2023

decadeence

Da gradual decline of moral or cultural values over da course of ten-year periods.

As technology progresses, we progressively see a steady decadeence in da basic decency and caring for each other dat we'd had ten years earlier.

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.

The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .

by QuacksO February 24, 2017

testimoany

Exaggerated /overly-dramatic court-statements given by one or more somewhat-less-than-honest "witnesses", and which they heavily embellish with lots of whiny wheezes and crocodile-tears-drenched sighs.

Unfortunately, this strategy can actually be surprisingly effective in convincing a judge/jury of a defendant's guilt, especially if the "witness" is female --- last I heard, there are untold multitudes of totally-innocent men in prison right now --- some even on death row --- who are there merely because of the lying testimoany of some attention-seeking/money-hungry b***h and a few of her equally-conscience-impaired hussy-cronies!

by QuacksO December 25, 2018