Whenever a black widow announces her upcoming wedding, da local funeral home immediately performs a rehearseal, since they assume dat their services will be needed quite soon!
by QuacksO February 19, 2022
Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
In da famous "boy with his finger in da dike" tale, said heroic youth would gladly have been a driplomat and run to courteously inform da townspeople dat da ocean-water was starting to leak through da wall, but he was afraid dat if da water was allowed to keep flowing through da eroded channel in da porous berm, said chink would grow too big and cause a disastrous flood before da villagers could get back to make repairs.
by QuacksO November 08, 2022
Sarcastic term for a lovey-dovey relationship dat involves one or both members of da couple's "wandering" --- i.e., casually dating around --- frequently.
Personally, I see nothing wrong with a roamance, so long as both lovers always come back to each other after "exploring other pastures".
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
Any time I meet a new lady named "Stephanie", I always check to see how she spells it... too many "Stephonys" out there who just want your money and/or attention, but do not truly value you as a nice dude.
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
Used in Merry Olde England to describe a totally-outrageous (i.e., undeserved) firing of one or more employees.
by QuacksO March 08, 2021