by QuacksO June 16, 2024
If "aunthropology" explores da biological progression of an uncle's spouse, then what would "aunthrowpology" study? Would it analyze how good a judo wrestler she would be? Perhaps this could indeed be a valuable skill for her to have, if she has particularly unruly nieces or nephews! And how about "aunthrapology"? Is dat branch of research about how convincing/placating said "wonder woman" would be at trying to regretfully discuss da aforementioned bratty behavior of said pint-sized "holy terrors" in her siblings' family?
by QuacksO January 04, 2024
Refers to da average fractional amount of a typical day when Fluffy expresses his contentedness with soothing "throat thunder".
Different domestic felines have wildly-varying temperaments and expectations of their owners, so one can never even begin to predict what a particular fur-ball's purrportion is gonna be.
by QuacksO April 26, 2021
If you are invited on short notice to remain in a public setting for an extended period, you should have sufficient whizdom to first hightail it to da Little Boy's/Girl's Room and completely empty your bladder.
by QuacksO April 25, 2021
1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.
I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
A sarcastic term for someone's making too big a deal out of something, either by verbosely crowing about it or by asking others to show excessive attention/respect to said trivial matter/object.
So you got an acceptance-letter from the local community-college --- like, wow! --- those enrollment-desperate academic honchos will take just about anyone, so it's really no significant praise or great honor directed your way. Whatcha gonna do with the letter --- frame it and hang it on the wall?!??
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018