QuacksO's definitions

inFanta

A "spoiled brat" or "picky-eater"-type female youngster who is way too fond of Fanta and other sickly-sweet fizzy beverages to want to try real fruit juice or something else that's much better for her but would have a much blander flavor.

Financial-worth list of secretly filling a child's soda-can with apple-juice cocktail:
Cost of discarded Fanta Orange --- 59¢
Cost of apple-juice cocktail that your infanta doesn't want to drink instead --- 39¢
Seeing the look of disgusted revulsion and betrayed child-parent trust on Little Miss Sweet-tooth's face upon tasting her drink and realizing that you secretly switched the Fanta with the apple-juice cocktail --- PRICELESS
(Google "little girl fanta juice cocktail" and look at one of the first pictures that appears under "images")

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

instufficient funds

Where someone cries poor-mouth but you know he actually has plenty of green, and so you sarcastically tell him to "stuff it" --- i.e., quit his crocodile-tears blubbering.

About the only whiny complaint that Ethan Couch would never make would be about instufficient funds, since he'd already admitted that his family was rolling in dough, and thus his "problem" --- and his pathetic defense at his manslaughter trial --- was having too MUCH money, not too little.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

TP toll-booth

A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.

My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".

by QuacksO May 25, 2019

rhettrospect

Refers to da second thoughts dat Mr. Butler had after marrying Scarlet.

In rhettrospect, maybe BOTH of da lead characters in "Gone With The Wind" behaved selfishly and unwisely, both towards each other and towards a number of da other characters in da story.

by QuacksO February 12, 2022

Minniemize

What Mickey Mouse's main squeeze tries to do regarding the potential damage from an argument or other negative event.

Dr. Phil often makes mountains out of molehills when it comes to do social issues dat he features on his shows; he should take a cue from Mickey's girlfriend and try to Minniemize da damage, rather than blowing it all out of proportion.

by QuacksO March 9, 2021

Maxxeopolis

The lesser-known but much-larger "sister metropolis" to the city near the Minnesota-Wisconsin border.

If they make mini-sodas in Minneapolis, I wonder if they bottle large-size (i.e., 2- and 3-liter) containers of da fizzy libation in Maxxeopolis???

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

flash-bang

Da "explosive" act of briefly showing a not-in-da-mood guy your big luscious shapely boobs, suddenly causing him to want to jump your bones.

Using a flash-bang technique may indeed give a guy a "hasty hard-on", but if you then delay at all before getting it on, he may just-as-quickly "deflate", and then it may be difficult of impossible for him to "get it up again" for a good while.

by QuacksO July 3, 2023