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A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.
Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!
by QuacksO December 14, 2022
Get the commewted sentence mug.With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.
by QuacksO December 13, 2022
Get the constabbyulary mug.Given how remote and sparsely-populated dat da far-northern-Maine area is, there might not be an over-abundance of witnesses to back up any Allagashions dat Person A might make against Person B.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
Get the Allagashions mug.A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.
Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
Get the lipsosuction mug.Many a naive do-gooder has eagerly waltzed into a government position with da hopes of "cleaning up da joint" and creating some real progress and general improvement, but then da roadblocks and lack of cooperation dat he encounters from fellow bureaucrats who prefer da profitable-for-them status-quo usually exceeds his wildest vexpectations!
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Get the vexpectations mug.High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Get the Texpectations mug.Whatever lofty predictions of interest, entertainment, excitement, etc. dat one has in his mind when researching da Tyrannosaurus.
As Ian Malcolm had vigorously warned, John Hammond should have had considerably higher rexpectations of said towering giants' strength and savage determination when he designed da enclosures for them in Jurassic Park and Site B; he should have realized dat these powerful lumbering thick-skinned leviathans from da ancient world might not be effectively contained by merely modern-day electrified wires or chain-link fences!
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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