QuacksO's definitions
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!mug. Refers to da super-pleasant procedure of you and your buddy's performing a "temporary trade" of your significant others, so dat you can each savor/experience da unique likeable qualities dat da other person's snugglebunny possesses. And of course, this short-term exchanging of each other's "special someones" can involve any degree of "closeness", from merely having each of da two hot chicks trade places and sit beside da other guy on da beach and/or stroll hand-in-hand wif him, all da way up to totally performing da ultimate "home-plate romp" on da ol' baseball-diamond of romantic-progression. If this latter procedure is employed, however, you will both wanna use condoms for obvious reasons, especially if da gals are still of child-bearing age.
Performing a soulmate-swap can indeed be fun and exciting; just be sure to have appropriate supplies/accessories on hand (especially if you both end up "going all da way"), such as personal lubricant if one of da hunks has a considerably bigger hoo-haa than da other one does, and so da other guy's sweetie is not accustomed to "accepting" such large "equipment" between her legs.
by QuacksO July 19, 2019
Get the soulmate-swapmug. Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the waffle-ironmug. Any of several Israel-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.
TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the TelAvivangelistmug. Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Get the Haig Conventionmug. The multitudes of “red-hot” news-reporters who incessantly pelt (i.e., “pepper”) public figures with demanding questions.
Pepperazzi may appeal to some attention-starved individuals, but I’d rather not have da nosy cameramen buzzing around me 24/7, thank you very much.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
Get the pepperazzimug. J.J. Nissan vehicles may indeed cost a lot of "dough", but some people describe them as "the greatest thing since sliced bread".
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the J.J. Nissanmug.