ride point

Refers to a the actions of a designated member of a giggle of horny chicks who "travels at the front" of the group and "tries out" any well-endowed stud whom they happen across; she "rides his point" first to see how he is in bed, and then if she is pleased, she gives the approving nod/thumbs-up to her fellow "troops", and then these other cock-hungry gals "follow forward" and have a rip-roarin' good time with said hot hunk themselves.
The only problem with your letting someone else ride point is that often this other voracious chick will totally exhaust any new guy whom she "puts through his paces", and then the other gals in her group will hafta wait a good while before the dude is rested/recovered enough to give any of them a turn with his guy-junk.
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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encryptid

A not-commonly-known-about entity dat can only be seen by folks who "know da code".
Elliott tells his little sister Gertie dat, "Grown-ups can't see E.T. --- only little kids can see him." Gertie thinks dat said "Our space-man friend is an encryptid" assertion is just a bunch of hogwash, however.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
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emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.
Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!
by QuacksO January 03, 2019
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mannerly addendum

An "afterthought" phrase that someone throws in at the end of a sentence to modify it into a more-polite statement.
A classic mannerly addendum is when someone hastily asks you to perform a certain task as he is rushing out the door, then pleasantly adds, "Please and thank you" after he's voiced his request.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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arbitchration

Legal settlement procedures chaired by Judge Judy.
Ms. Sheindlin's arrogantly-imperious behavior and unfair rulings are obnoxious enough just in a regular court-setting, but I pale to think how horridly things would go if she actually handled arbitchration!
by QuacksO October 10, 2020
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richewal

What da gum-obsessed Violet Beauregarde had for each and every day.
If Jerry Seinfeld had actually tried to consume all of those six huge boxes of Chinese gum ("A hundred dollars' worth!"), he'd have had quite an extended richewal to perform!
by QuacksO July 07, 2025
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door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 03, 2020
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