QuacksO's definitions

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

noterday

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.

Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

synogrogue

Da Jewish tavern where Tevya and his fellow Yiddish cronies went to drunkenly celebrate ("To life!" "Something to think about; something to drink about!").

I don't understand Orthodox Judaism at all --- they aren't allowed to eat pork, yet it's perfectly fine for them to congregaate down at the synogrogue and get roaring-drunk anytime they please???

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

sinopsis

A summary of all your wrongdoings.

Bill Clinton committed so many "no-no's" that even a sinopsis of his faults would fill many pages.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

guynocallogist

A physician specializing in the treatment of young women whose dream-boys are lax about getting back to them on the phone.

High school guidance-counsellor: A sizeable portion of the tearful students who seek my advice are "neglected" teen girls, so to lighten my workload and assure that I'll be able to assist as many alumni as possible, I always keep the local guynocallogist on speed-dial, so that I can quickly/effortlessly refer these cases to him.

by QuacksO March 28, 2019

popperazzi

Eager-beaver reporters who go around covering the stories of people who make lots of "exploding cereal" to either sell or pass out to their family and friends.

I always make my "firecracker corn" in a soundproof room so as not to attract any popperazzi to my door.

by QuacksO March 28, 2019