QuacksO's definitions

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

publissity

Widespread advertising of something dat supposedly makes people really happy and relaxed.

I'm against war of any kind, so "Ell Passo" on listening to any puBLISSity regarding da West-Texas military complex.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

ACKuaduct

Da flow-channel dat creates/supplies items or situations dat make people either yowl in distress or gag in disgust.

In da popular newspaper-cartoon "Bloom County", Bill Da Cat appears to have quite a copiously-supplied ACKuaduct, since dat is usually about da only thing he says to pretty much anything dat happens around him.

by QuacksO February 18, 2021

Paulicy

The normal procedure practiced/required by a certain business, group, municipality/geographical area, etc. regarding people named Paul.

Instance companies would not be allowed by law to have special conditions/stipulations for clients based upon their name alone, but in the case of everyone's favorite giant-sized lumberjack, they might have to make an exception when deciding whether to grant HIM a Paulicy!

by QuacksO August 19, 2019

credentals

Da background, experience, and employment-history of an "open wide and say 'ah'" doctor.

Routine oral exams can sometimes actually CAUSE cavities, so I am always wary and hesitant about having anyone "care" for my pearly-whites, especially since it's often "like pulling teeth" to obtain said practitioners' credentals.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

pluscebo

Something dat makes you think you're getting additional when you actually aren't.

If a chick appears to have a satisfying-full bosom under her blouse, it's wise to check to see if it's merely a pluscebo --- i.e., she might merely be wearing a padded bra.

by QuacksO August 6, 2024

testimoany

Exaggerated /overly-dramatic court-statements given by one or more somewhat-less-than-honest "witnesses", and which they heavily embellish with lots of whiny wheezes and crocodile-tears-drenched sighs.

Unfortunately, this strategy can actually be surprisingly effective in convincing a judge/jury of a defendant's guilt, especially if the "witness" is female --- last I heard, there are untold multitudes of totally-innocent men in prison right now --- some even on death row --- who are there merely because of the lying testimoany of some attention-seeking/money-hungry b***h and a few of her equally-conscience-impaired hussy-cronies!

by QuacksO December 25, 2018