Definitions by QuacksO
suedoscience
Da stupid-a** "how to take anyone to court for any reason" course dat dey foist upon you in law school.
Mr. Frankland in "The Hound Of The Baskervilles" was so adept at prosecuting his fellow countrymen over minor/benign matters dat one wonders if he studied suedoscience in college!
suedoscience by QuacksO December 4, 2025
letigimate concern
An issue wif an object, policy, or concept dat has definite merit and validly, and dat could result in one or more individuals' gettin' their sorry a**es hauled into court if said serious/urgent matter isn't addressed properly.
Da well-heeled and eccentric Mr. Frankland in "The Hound Of The Baskervilles" was infamous for suing anyone over da most petty of trifles, so da general populous did not view said irritable kook's complaints as being of truly letigimate concern.
letigimate concern by QuacksO December 4, 2025
repewtation
Being infamously odiferous when farting.
In da infamous 1946 International Wind-Breaking Contest, it's not stated whether da two of-loud-and-copious-"crepitation-reputation" contestants --- Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer --- also had a significant "repewtation". One would hope, though, dat it was an outdoor event, just in case.
repewtation by QuacksO December 4, 2025
peternity test
Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.
Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
peternity test by QuacksO December 3, 2025