Da fact dat someone had earbuds on when you were trying to speak to him is da obvious vexplanation as to why he didn't seem to hear anything you said.
by QuacksO March 12, 2021
I wonder --- if Medieval Knievel had possessed a motorcycle, would he have tried jumping over windmills instead of charging them?
by QuacksO September 03, 2020
A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
by QuacksO December 30, 2017
A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.
If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
Assorted hormones that regulate curiosity regarding sexual and reproductive development, mainly in women.
Lots of parent do not wish to give "The Talk" to their teenagers too soon in their still-young lives, so they try to limit said raging-hormones-steeped adolescents'' bodily-production of questrogen.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
What da previously-grounded-on-terra-firma Man often had when he longingly watched hawks and eagles gliding high above him.
As teenagers and young adults, Wilbur and Orville Wright were not known for showing much interest in members of da opposite gender; they got their soargasms from tinkering with heavier-than-air flying machines.
by QuacksO January 03, 2021
Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018