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rondovous

A previously-agreed-upon meeting-spot where two or more music-lovers converge to either play or listen to Mozart's famous "Turkish March" melody.
If you "rondovous" wif a friend to hear a lady-pianist named Rhonda play one of Mozart's most-recognized works, would dat also be a "Rhondavous"?
by QuacksO December 1, 2021
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bicentenniel

Da 200th anniversary of a momentous event in da life of da famous "Alice In Wonderland" illustrator.
Da bicentenniel of da birth of said well-known "subterranean world" fairy-tale's image-creator was in 2020.
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
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unanamous

Where both of your grandmothers agree on something.
Toddler: I sooooo didn't wanna go to the dentist for my toothache, so I asked for a second opinion. Mom and Dad obligingly called their mothers over to hear my tearful pleas for mercy, but they unanamously agreed with my parents.
by QuacksO January 3, 2020
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incomepetence

An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.
Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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oliver oil

A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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motion for dismissile

A court document in which the plaintiff requests that the judge order the passage of a strategic arms limitation treaty which dictates that the defendant must destroy or get rid of one or more warhead-tipped rockets in his possession.
Many courts would be reluctant to rule on a motion for dismissile because (A) they know that said ruling wouldn't likely amount to a hill of beans to the other party, anyway, since said ordnance-possessors obviously are non-peaceable folk who do not think reasonably/rationally nor care about laws or agreements, seeing as how they have not voluntarily dismantled their ICBM stockpile already, and (B) they would be concerned that said hostile party would likely launch one or more of said high-speed rockets at the courthouse in hot-headed retaliation for any ruling against them.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
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doffender

A "gentleman bandit" --- i.e., one who is super-courteous and tips his fedora when committing his crimes.
At da end of "Tom Sawyer", Tom tells Huck about how robbers are da ultimate "doffenders" --- "Robbers are the most polite folks in the world, especially to the women --- they always take off their hats and talk polite."
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
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