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Conceiving lots of male offspring with multiple women is sononymous with having a perpetually-horny love-pipe. If all of THEM inherit said "perpetually hot between their legs" attribute, though, it's anybody's guess whether there would actually be a sufficient number of "willing" chicks in da local area to satisfy that many eager young studs!
by QuacksO February 16, 2025
Get the sononymous mug.When a "loose" local chick announced dat she was in her final trimester, I assumed she meant dat she was taking her third semester in college; da only puzzling part about it is dat none of da area-colleges seemed to have any record of her ever having registered wif dem.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
Get the third semester mug.The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!
by QuacksO November 29, 2019
Get the hairoin mug.Huck Finn's father may indeed have been a southern boy, but he still exhibited Rye's Syndrome-like symptoms near da end of his life, such as hallucinating about snakes, vampires, zombies, and devils attacking him.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
Get the Rye's Syndrome mug.One often does exersizes to enlarge muscles and reduce belly-fat. Another not-so-well-known regimen that's something like this was detailed in a humorous narrative a few years ago: a dude riding on a public bus notices a fellow passenger vigorously massaging her quite-ample chest while chanting something quietly to herself. Upon curiously questioning her, da guy is surprised to hear da lady say dat six months earlier, her therapist had recommended a fairly-simple cure for her then-unusually-flat chest --- "I just massage the area for a few minutes several times a day while uttering the phrase, 'Scooby-dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!' And as you can see, it's worked wonderfully!" Da guy ponders a moment and then asks, "Is your therapist Jim Jones, by any chance?" Upon hearing dat it is and being asked how he guessed, da dude replies a bit sheepishly, "Hickory-dickory-dock..."
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
Get the exersize mug.Da problem with "coorage" is dat while it may indeed make you feel less bashful/hesitant in awkward/frightening situations, it very likely will lessen your inhibitions, as well, and so what might seem like merely "bold 'n' brave" actions to you at da time might actually infringe on other people's personal boundaries.
by QuacksO August 13, 2025
Get the coorage mug."Sharp 'n' pointed" medical treatment intended to "needle" you into performing better on da ol' athletic field.
There's only so much dat trackupuncture can do to improve stamina and performance --- if eventually it merely comes down to a classic case of "da ol' gray mare's just not being what she used to be", it may be time to resign yourself to retirement and hang up da running-shoes!
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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