QuacksO's definitions

harbor fright

Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".

My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.

by QuacksO November 2, 2023

constabbyulary

Da local "fuzzy fuzz" --- i.e., da local felines who keep an eye on everything.

With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.

by QuacksO December 13, 2022

See you later, 'nvestigator!

Don't talk to da police!

Special Agent Johnson: Hello, can I talk to you for a moment?
You: Sorry, I do not speak to da Ef-Bee-Aye!
Special Agent Johnson: But I just wanna ask if you happen to know anything about ---
You: See you later, 'nvestigator!

by QuacksO November 8, 2023

unrelieable

Describes someone who randomly speaks the truth on occasions when he'd been expected/instructed to fib.

Fletcher Reede became an unrelieable lawyer after his son made a wish that he would quit bending the truth for 24 hours.

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away

Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.

Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

spissifically

Exactly referring to the subject of urination.

I spissifically told my dog to only "go" outdoors, but he still pees on the floor sometimes.

by QuacksO March 9, 2020

morphan

A youngster whose parents are actually still living, but who abruptly "changes" into claiming that he's a parentless child just to get sympathy and/or benefits/perks that he's not entitled to.

Ex-prez Nobama fed us all such a sketchy and muddled birth-certificate story that it's almost like he turned morphan on us.

by QuacksO November 29, 2019