If you're overly GOPtimistic, it likely means dat either you don't see da "elephant in da room", or you've ignored a "white elephant" dat is gonna inconveniently/embarrassingly "rear its trunk" sometime in da not-too-distant future.
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
The American state just south of the New England region where graphite-cored writing-instruments are manufactured.
I was helping my elderly aunt to tidy up the basement in her Susquehanna County summer-house, and I came across a jumbled desk-drawer partly full of shiny new yellow and orange “erasable No. 2’s”; I joked with her that I’d "finally found the pencils in Pencilvania”.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
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by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Da dienosaur-era reptiles may indeed no longer be with us, but a few reptiles still do exist, such as turtles and tortoises, alligators and crocodiles, lizards, snakes, etc.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Da premium (and premium-PRICED) brand of moo-juice dat your roomie always insists on choosing at da supermarket, and you (A) cannot for da life of you tell any difference in taste from just da regular $1.23-cheaper-per-gallon ($4.99 vs. da $3.76 state-minimum price) "generic" store brand, and (B) always have to end up buying full gallon-jugs (even if there was only a small amount left in da bottle to begin with) of said outrageously-priced premium-brand milk for said roomie whenever you drank his up because you were absolutely crazy-thirsty and da supermarket was closed at da time.
I try to tell my roomie dat da store-brand of milk is actually identical to his confounded Oakcursed brand; the jug just gets slapped wid a different label --- "It's all just da same milk from da same farms and comes from da very same creamery, Dude --- you're just payin' extra fer da premium name!" --- but he won't listen... claims dat "da generic stuff is nasty", whereas da premium brand "tastes a lot fresher and more flavorful". Yeah, right --- just like "da old records sound better", as opposed to da modern CDs dat were made from da very same master-tapes! :P :P
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
In da famous "building a bridge from Southern California to Hawaii is easier than helping you to understand women" genie-released-from-a-bottle joke, it's not always mentioned which Spacific ocean they are referring to where said bridge is supposed to be built across.
by QuacksO December 19, 2020