If you are invited on short notice to remain in a public setting for an extended period, you should have sufficient whizdom to first hightail it to da Little Boy's/Girl's Room and completely empty your bladder.
by QuacksO April 25, 2021
Get the whizdommug. In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Get the Girlse, Idahomug. The inflated degree of hoped-for euphoria that one initially possesses when trying out a new psychedelic drug, spiritual/meditation regimen, etc.
It's not a good idea to have high expectations, especially if you have trouble handling disappointment. Everyone's metabolism and chemical makeup is different, so individual results and effects will vary widely (and WILDly).
by QuacksO May 20, 2018
Get the high expectationsmug. (1) Someone who enthusiastically advocates for slow-moving floppy-eared hounds.
(2) A canine spokesperson --- er, spokesDOG --- for a certain group, cause, region, etc.
(2) A canine spokesperson --- er, spokesDOG --- for a certain group, cause, region, etc.
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane was a top ambassetor, especially seeing as how his own pet, Flash, was such an animal; he loved "Velvet Ears" in any case, even if she wasn't exactly da most limber --- or even da most motivated --- colleague.
by QuacksO December 15, 2023
Get the ambassetormug. Anglers and naturalists alike are often major spawnsers, since having plenty of scales-and-fins-genus denizens of da waterways is good for everyone.
by QuacksO December 26, 2024
Get the spawnsermug. A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.
Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
Get the footrub-fixmug. Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").
Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".
by QuacksO July 05, 2023
Get the parental provincesmug.