QuacksO's definitions

parbitration

What James Bond risked when he famously beat Goldfinger at his own cheating game by switching golf-balls.

If Gert Fröbe's character was so rich and influential dat he actually "owned the club", it might not have been much use for anyone else to resort to parbitration against him, since he likely had all of da local judges and lawyers in his pocket, also.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

pangxiety

Being afraid of da dentist or syringe-wielding doctor.

Thanks to modern anesthetics and ultra-sharp hypodermic needles, many routine medical procedures involve little or no pain anymore, and so there is often little need to feel much if any pangxiety.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

texcessive

What da 72-ounce steak challenge may be for some people.

Just a regular cowboy hat is plenty big enough --- a twenty-gallon model is definitely texcessive.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023

exorbacist

A self-proclaimed curse-lifter who charges outrageous fees for his/her "services".

Sherry Tina Uwanawich was a classic example of an exorbacist --- she recently got busted big-time for her deceitful fleecing of naive hapless believers in black magic.

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

philaundering

Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or

(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.

If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

Morel Majority

An elitist "goodie-two-shoes" group of Bible-thumpers who also enjoyed chowing down on wild mushrooms.

Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".

by QuacksO August 18, 2025