A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 07, 2020
What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??
by QuacksO January 25, 2023
In da classic animated short "A Corny Concerto", Daffy Duck initially gets da "ugly duckling" rejection from da swan family, but then after he saves Mama Swan's little ones from da greedy buzzard, said immensely-grateful pint-sized fluffies make an implied cygnetory welcoming Daffy to swim along with them as part of their group.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
A free-for-all jam-session of hand-plucked string-instruments.
by QuacksO May 05, 2022
A cheaper price for intimacy due to da "seller" being just a loose hussy who spreads her legs very willingly, anyway, as opposed to a more-selective chick who knows da true value of her a**, and so she charges da full "reTAIL" price for her ultimate pleasures.
Really attractive or "luscious" gals are usually very aware of how extra-desirable their soft warm shapely bodies are, and so you usually can't "buy them at hosale". Probably about da only way you could "get them at a discount" would be if you hired them either for multiple sessions or for an extended one-time stay.
by QuacksO November 02, 2023
That may be so, but is said window actually **open** for you to "acceptably" pass through it, or do you hafta BREAK THE GLASS to get in? Figurative speech, of course --- what it means, obviously, is that not every opportunity you may encounter was meant to be taken, ya know --- just because you CAN do something self-enriching doesn't mean that you SHOULD... for example, if someone has accidentally revealed a "privileged" tidbit of information, that is **not** implied or actual permission for you to utilize said info for your own benefit! Or maybe someone did indeed unknowingly leave something of value just lying around, but that doesn't give you the right to simply take it! Before you just "go grabbing" in cases like this, pause a moment to run the idea though your "Golden Rule analyzer" --- in other words, consider if this would really be fair to everyone involved, especially if you have no quarrel or resentment against said careless person, and therefore you would not be inclined to perform vengeful actions against him! And ask yourself what YOU would want done in an instance like this if YOU had been the one who had inadvertently exposed himself to possible loss or humiliation like this... would you want someone else to just gleefully avail himself of said "blood-opportunity", or would you strongly prefer an observer to just promptly inform you of your error so that you could hastily correct it???
Some repairmen had unwittingly neglected to observe a loose door-latch on a side-entrance to a public-assembly building that I had always enjoyed visiting, and so my initial knee-jerk reaction was to think, "I see a window of opportunity!" in that this unsecured door meant that I could secretly access said meeting-house whenever I wished, even when it was locked up. But then I remembered how kind and generous and accommodating the officials of said establishment had always been to me, and so I forlornly forfeited said "wonderful option" and "did the right thing" instead --- I immediately speed-waked downtown and informed one of the community's seniors about the defective lock. He was extremely grateful to me, warmly praised me for my conscientiousness, and even graciously gave me one-time permission to utilize said unsecured door to slip back inside the now-closed building and finish making a movie ("You may even turn some lights back on to brighten up the room enough for your camera!") of the hall's delightful interior furnishings, even though it was technically "after hours" and so nobody else was there.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.
I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018