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flawtopsy

A botched/careless postmortem examination dat includes at least one major error or inconsistency.
A common investigation-impeding issue mentioned in a lot of da true-crime documentaries on TV is a flawtopsy.
by QuacksO February 22, 2020
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accommodeate

To allow one or more other individuals to also use your personal thunder-jug.
Having others use your outhouse still involves their placing their own stinky butts on the same seat that you use, so choosing to also accommodeate them is not really all that different. If doing so on a regular basis seems too gross and icky to you, however, perhaps you could compromise with your house-rule to allow for weather temperatures, and say that you prefer that guests "take it outdoors" unless it's really chilly at the time.
by QuacksO November 17, 2021
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analiezation

A determining of how many forked-tongued statements are being made in a particular speech of conversation.
After Fletcher Reede's son made his "no falsehoods spoken for 24 hours" birthday wish, Papa's everyday-situation statements and court-testimonies no longer needed analiezation to see if he was telling da truth of not.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
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jeepordy

What you put yourself in every tine you risk your fool neck on a rugged rocky mountain-trail in your jacked-up 4X4.
Some macho dudes love to put themselves in jeepordy by using their off-roaders to traverse nature-trails, but I'd rather hike the hills on foot, thank you very much --- much safer, plus I can actually get to savor the peace 'n' quiet and pleasant nature-sounds, rather than drowning out the lovely bird-songs and animal-twitters/peeps (not to mention scaring everything off within a bleepin' half-mile radius!) with my noisy roaring engine and thundering wheels!
by QuacksO August 23, 2019
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infilchrate

Where --- rather than an undercover agent's getting a crime-organization to accept him into their group so that he can collect evidence to bust them --- a BAD guy surreptitiously sneaks his way into a GOOD organization in order to pilfer items and/or sensitive information from them merely to use for his own benefit.
Doc Brown kind of "played both sides of the fence" when he managed to infilchrate the Libyan terrorist group --- yes, he was indeed a "good guy" who was getting a bunch of evil men to trust him, although admittedly he was indeed there to dishonestly rob them of their bomb-making material. However, he was not stealing the plutonium to use for financial gain or a nefarious purpose, and thus he was not exactly being a "bad guy", either --- he was merely wanting to do something beneficial and progressive for mankind (i.e., invent a time machine), plus of course his relieving the hotheaded Arab crooks of their dangerous radioactive loot prevented them from using said fuel to make a bomb to hurt people, so that was a good thing, as well.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.
Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!
by QuacksO April 10, 2023
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pramifications

What a horny stud from Merry Olde England will likely face if he frequently has unprotected sex with a female of child-bearing age.
It's well known dat both Prince Charles and Lady Diana "got some cheesecake on da side", but I'm not sure if there were any pramifications --- i.e., da pitter-patter of little feet --- as a result of said philanderings.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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