QuacksO's definitions
A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.
Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the corronermug. What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.
I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
Get the open-palm hand-claspmug. What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the If it ain't Baroque, don't fix itmug. Falsely saying that you've had your "plumbing pinched" so that eager-but-not-wanting-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet studs will feel safe in "doing it" with you.
Checking the medical records of a hot chick is a wise thing to do before "going all the way with her", since sometimes a lady's assurances that she's been surgically altered is just a tubal liegation.
by QuacksO September 26, 2020
Get the tubal liegationmug. Da eweifications of timely shearing is not only dat said adorable fluffy females will be cooler and more comfy in da summer, but also dat it will be easier for their little ones to nurse without all of dat long fuzzy stuff in da way. Da wool is usually of better quality prior to lambing, as well.
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
Get the eweificationsmug. What Da Great David H. experiences when he ventures out in public and gets mobbed by Knight Rider and Baywatch fans.
Personally I think dat it's a grand honor to be adored by millions; I would gladly welcome all da attention! "Don't hassel da Hoff", sure --- but I really cannot see how being asked for a few autographs would be such a "hawfulhassel"!
by QuacksO January 8, 2021
Get the hawfulhasselmug. 1. Where a dude is administered a dose of meds by inserting a smooth-tipped syringe into his urethra.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.
Intrapenis injection can be useful in at least two commonly-occurring circumstances: one is if Dude #1 wishes that the gal whom Dude#2 is about to mate with would allow him to "do it" with her, too, and so at least he can know that his own love-juice will be deposited into the gal's "special spot" along with the other guy's load; the other situation would be if the two guys are concerned that the gal may get pregnant, and so they hope to confuse a DNA-test by mixing up their jizz on its way in.
by QuacksO February 1, 2018
Get the intrapenis injectionmug.