Definitions by QuacksO

hopportunity 

What you give a rabbit if you leave da door to his cage open.

Two cage-doors accidentally got left open in da local rabbit warren, those of a male and a female bunny. Talk about a "double hopportunity" --- not only could da boy-rabbit get loose, but he had a chance to "jump da bones" of da girl-rabbit!

hopportunity by QuacksO January 31, 2023

exportise 

Knowledge of how to easily/profitably ship salable cargo to another country.

Subaru executives had da exportise to finagle their way around da infamous "chicken tax" when selling their foreign-made "Brat" models to da US; they simply mounted bucket seats in da beds of their small pickup trucks, and thus they could market them as tariff-free passenger vehicles, rather than light trucks. If da vehicles' owners subsequently converted them into standard pickup trucks by simply removing said seats, dat wasn't Subaru's problem.

exportise by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Philibluster 

What da loudly-irritable-and-irascible Fake-Doctor McGraw would likely engage in if anyone questioned his background, expertise, ethics, and/or right to be on da air as a learned psychologist.

Dat nationally-televised fat-'n'-bald dude wif da creepy eyebrows actually has no medical or psychology credentials, so there's no need to listen to all of his pompous Philibluster.

Philibluster by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Dr. Philibuster 

What Congress would likely engage in if they tried to decide whether a certain fake 'n' fat physician with a bald head and creepy eyebrows should be removed from da public eye.

Da arrogant TV celebrity McGraw has such a cult following dat there's a good chance dat a lot of da nation's senators and representatives are hard-core fans of his, and so there would probably be a major "Dr. Philibuster" in Washington if they tried to throw him off da air.

Dr. Philibuster by QuacksO January 31, 2023

obliterature

Writing dat either totally trashes someone and/or something, or is so hard to understand dat there might as well just be vague fragmented marks on da book's pages.

I once tried to read a book dat was printed in Arabic script, but could make no sense out of it; said book was just totally "obliterature" to me.

obliterature by QuacksO January 31, 2023

rephill

What someone addicted to quack-doctor McGraw's TV show perpetually feels a need for; said cup-replenishing is obtained by watching said much-hyped farce.

When John could no longer pay his cable-bill, he was obliged to run over to his neighbor's house for a rephill several times a week.

rephill by QuacksO January 31, 2023

chiroprocter 

A physical-therapy doctor who performs his body-manipulation procedures using only fingers and/or instruments inserted up your butt.

Da term "chiroprocter" can also refer to a physician who either claims dat your state of health --- or lack thereof --- requires extended periods of many different types of muscle/joint-manipulation ("You need treatment 'up da a**'!"), or runs up absurd medical costs (i.e., he really bills you "up da a** and back") over da course of said bodily wrenching and twisting sessions.

chiroprocter by QuacksO January 31, 2023