QuacksO's definitions

leg-request tug

Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.

Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.

by QuacksO August 6, 2019

off-the-cuff remark

A casual/unrehearsed verbalization made by a chick who has briefly removed her lips from a guy's foreskin while performing fellatio on him.

An off-the-cuff remark that an eager stud love to hear is that his blowjob-administering hottie thinks that he has a nice big juicy schlong.

by QuacksO December 15, 2024

slamnesia

Lack of memory regarding having closed one or more doors too loudly.

After da formerly-raucous-noise-enjoying prince of Hubbub began loving quiet pleasant sounds instead, he developed total slamnesia regarding how da kingdom's residents had previously indulged him and his thunderous-din cravings by using excessive force when entering/exiting their dwellings and placing items on tables/countertops.

by QuacksO October 15, 2025

prewreckuisite

A condition dat has to exist already if you want to strip an item for parts.

Buying two old-but-still-basically-intact junker-clunkers and then combining them into one drivable vehicle means dat there is no prewreckuisite --- both jalopies belong to you now, and so you can "chop 'n' swap" to your heart's content.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

Because I said so!

An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.

Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

whypers

Da swishing-back-and-forth devices dat clear da "windshield of yer mind" from all of da "asking da reason" questions dat are "rained down on you" by petulant fellow humans.

If you're gonna hafta be dealing wif one or more "whyny" individuals for an extended period, you will want to make sure dat your "whypers" are in good working order.

by QuacksO May 4, 2025

hackupuncture

A damage-repairing treatment for your database following a malware-attack.

Another definition for da term "hackupuncture" could refer to an unfortunately-all-too-common seemingly-helpful/caring offer to de-bug your computer, but which is itself a cyber-attack in disguise!

by QuacksO February 8, 2023