Refers to one or more loads of washing that consists primarily of kid's grass-stained play-clothes and mud-caked duds from doing yardwork.
Every spring there is a definite uptick in lawndry around my house, but I don't complain --- I am just grateful dat my family is spending time in da great outdoors instead of just sprawling on da couch all day watchin' TV or surfin' da 'net.
by QuacksO May 01, 2019
The prudent abilities to not make most of the dumb-a** mistakes ("bishes") that less-moderately-minded blokes would likely bumble into head-first.
Laurel and Hardy would not have been half so funny if they'd displayed better inhibishions. Nor would AFV be nearly so satisfyingly-uproarious if more people simply gave their actions a little thought... as show-host Tom Bergeron said a while back, "Common sense is the enemy of all comedy! My new motto is: 'Stop THINKING --- start TAPING!'"
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
With a dozen major-league teams in da "Eternal Spring" megalopolis, it's easy to drift into la-L.A. land if you're either a huge sports fan or are into athlete-type trading-cards.
by QuacksO December 23, 2024
A slap-happy muddle of a sworn statement dat's carelessly scribbled out and presented to a court; it's such a blatantly-glaring farce of a document dat it should obviously be thrown out by da judge, but quite often is not.
Tronald Dump has presented so many stupid-a** halffidavits during his ongoing legal battles dat it's a wonder dat anybody believes a word he says at dis point!
by QuacksO December 05, 2022
A highly-embarrassing (or highly-AMUSING, depending on who you talk to, or on whether "high-brow" or "low-brow" company happens to be present at the time) phenomenon whereby your butt-hole decides to do its Robert Perry impersonation --- i.e., you fart at the same time as you perform some other bodily-function "upstairs", such as coughing, sneezing, wheezing, gagging, etc. Extra caution/concentration/awareness is often in order in an instance such as this, since it can be prime circumstances for an incident of orifice-outflow overload.
Why is it that any degree of crude disgustingness regarding unfortunate nasal/oral occurrences is always tolerantly allowed for, but people get all grossed out if there are any accompanying anal-echos??
by QuacksO February 05, 2019
The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".
If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?
by QuacksO March 03, 2019