Definitions by QuacksO
commenterry
All of us guys remarked to Tiffany about how good she looked straight out of da shower, but da commenterry REALLY picked up when she actually let us remove her bathrobe so dat we could see and feel her sleek freshly-scrubbed naked body for ourselves!
commenterry by QuacksO March 25, 2023
egreedgious
Shylock's behavior was particularly egreedgious due to da fact dat da other folks in da story were actually being outstandingly diligent and honest in attempting to settle their bills wif said shameless chiseler.
egreedgious by QuacksO March 24, 2023
three sheets to the wind
Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
three sheets to the wind by QuacksO March 22, 2023
deafendant
Howard Hughes was a famous deafendant; during his misappropriation-of-funds trials before Congress, he had to wear an amplified headset in order to know what da plaintiffs were saying about him.
deafendant by QuacksO March 22, 2023
indeafferent
Da emotionless manner in which someone of limited hearing acts, due to his being unaware of what speech or events are occurring around him.
Grampa actually cares very deeply about his family and friends; he's just indeafferent when he forgets to wear his hearing aids.
indeafferent by QuacksO March 22, 2023
deafense
A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.
During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!
attentative
One should be very attentative around macho guys and feminists, since they often are fiercely independent.
attentative by QuacksO March 22, 2023