If you get someone to purchase an object dat's inferior in construction/design but has been painted up all lovely 'n' nice, you should tell said buyer dat da object's attractive appearance is merely causemetic.
by QuacksO April 03, 2024
What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
by QuacksO February 07, 2023
Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.
Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Refers to what someone unfamiliar with having his teeth worked on thinks dat da face-scrunching pain dat he feels during said agonizing operation is.
Before modern-day anesthesia, da fact dat having a tooth pulled/drilled hurt so much was hardly cowinceidental.
by QuacksO November 25, 2022
To alter something; this term can refer to either changes made to please someone named "Maude", or the reviser herself is named Maude, and she is altering said object/composition to fit either her own needs or those of someone else for whom she is performing said adjustments.
My elderly neighbor Maude likes a bit of variety in her life, so I occasionally go over and re-arrange her furniture and otherwise "Maudeify" the layout of objects in her house according to season and/or how she happens to prefer them to be at the time.
by QuacksO July 04, 2019
Describes da generally-lacking-in-common-sense behavior-patterns of da clueless shameless lazy-macho unemployment-check-drawing members of Red Green’s Possum Lake men’s club.
Da insensitive and self-centered dudes at Possum Lodge always deeply resent Harold Green's presence at da lodge meetings, since his caring and creative nature only shows up da other guys' illodgeical mindset and behavior all da more.
by QuacksO September 29, 2021
Achmed has an agonizing time accompanying Jeff Dunham to symphony-orchestra performances, since there are so many infiddles there.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018