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exquizzite

Describes one or more fill-in-the-blank or check-the-box worksheets dat are so lavishly/tastefully presented dat you almost don't even notice da brain-draining fatigue while methodically filling them out.
Trivia-type tests could possibly be referred to as "exquizzite", as well, since you actually have fun taking them, and then can feel intellectually smug afterwards dat you actually knew whatever non-essential info-nuggets dat said exams asked for.
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
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creeprocussions

Refers to undesirable responses dat you may be faced with if you piss off da self-serving stuffed-shirt authorities.
Marvin Heemeyer had gotten fed up wif da creeprocussions dat he was facing due to his refusal to pay da exorbitant taxes/fees/fines, reposition his real-estate holdings, etc., and so he built da infamous "killdozer" and created a colossal path of destruction in his downtown area.
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
mugGet the creeprocussionsmug.

astoot

Alert and savvy about either brass-band instruments or farting.
An astoot person knows dat da herding-horn-toting Little Boy Blue will shed tears if you wake him from his nap.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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vaguerancy

Da crime of not giving clear straightforward answers or understandable/verifiable statements.
Many politicians are so mealy-mouthed and wishy-washy about finding actual solutions or making tangible progress that they should be charged with vaguerancy!
by QuacksO May 26, 2022
mugGet the vaguerancymug.

death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
mugGet the death insurancemug.

pollio

An illness that inhibits your ability to vote effectively.
As big a jacka** as many politicians make themselves look like when running for office, they must figure that most of us are afflicted with pollio if they think we have such poor judgement that we can't see though all their bull-crap!
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
mugGet the polliomug.

It's against my religion

Da ultimate total-bu**s**t excuse for not doing something dat any reasonable/responsible person should do, merely for da purpose of selfishly shirking a basic duty to your fellow humans because you're too lazy/cowardly/self-centered to do so.
"It's against my religion" is the total "anti-Christ" (i.e., the exact opposite religion-based statement) in every way to the equally-disgraceful, "It's God's will" coercing-statement --- while this latter phrase attempts to insensitively pressure someone else to perform/allow an action that he strongly dislikes/disapproves of, the former statement is said in an equally-thoughtless attempt to "acceptably" get out of performing an action which the speaker himself does **not** want to do.
by QuacksO May 21, 2019
mugGet the It's against my religionmug.

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