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salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.
The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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muckanic

A seasoned grease-monkey who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.
Da local auto-repair-shop guy claims to be a full-service muckanic, so why does da sign out front say, "We don't do transmissions or differentials"???
by QuacksO March 8, 2025
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bonkers

The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.
My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.
by QuacksO June 29, 2016
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kremlin

A small and annoying elf-like entity that uses Communist-themed tactics to cause malfunctions in equipment, delays, dissension in the ranks, cost-overruns, or other troublesome debacles.
I should have known better than to purchase a second-hand Russian car --- it's got lots of kremlins under da hood that I'm constantly having to ferret out and repair!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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PM radio

Da stations-band dat you listen to after 12 noon.
If we breathe oxygen in da daytime, what do we breathe at night? Nightrogen.
So if we listen to AM radio in da morning, what do we listen to in da afternoon? PM radio!
by QuacksO May 13, 2021
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cigarhette

A coffin-nail partaken of by Clark Gable.
Cigarhettes may have supposedly made da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" look suave 'n' sophisticated, but they're still disgusting and harmful no matter who is puffin' 'em.
by QuacksO July 24, 2025
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