George Burns lived to be 100; I wonder if he would have become a centaurnarian if he'd stayed around another year?
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
A strain of mind-altering bacteria dat da government secretly spreads among da populous in a clandestine effort to hopefully cause them to make more shopping-trips.
Shortly after a serious of unusually-heavy airliner-released vapor-trails appeared over a populated area, many local residents reported feeling inexplicably desirous to head to Wally-world and stock up on da latest fashions and popular media-titles --- sounds like a classic buyohazard-distribution to me!
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
Refers to an act of ordinarily-frowned-upon nature, but which in extreme circumstances could be overlooked or even approved of. Comes from the nuns' surreptitiously ripping out the plug-wires and spark-coils from the Gestapo's cars so that they couldn't pursue the von Trapp family in "The Sound Of Music"; the emotionally-shaken-but-still-demure habit-clad heroines then ask their Mother Superior for forgiveness, which it can be assumed that she readily gives, considering the horrid fate that would likely have befallen the von Trapps had they been captured.
I needed a few additional nails to complete a super-urgent repair- project, but there was nobody at the hardware store, so I had to just take the nails without paying for them at the time. Again, though, the nailing-task had to be completed right away to avoid fairly horrendous consequences, so I felt that my action was really pretty much a Sisters of Mercy sin. Plus of course I did indeed "square up" promptly with the store afterwards, so the end-result was fine.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.
I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.
by QuacksO October 19, 2016
Minute-evidence study regarding quadruplets.
In an early AFV episode, we see two adorable canine cuties grab a stick at da ends and two more clamp hold of it towards da middle, then all run together wif da stick in an evenly-spaced group; it would definitely take major "fourensics" of da multiple tooth-marks on said branch-section to determine which doggie was holding which portion of da stick in its mouth.
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
A cautionary statement dat you tell someone who is being appealed to by a crybaby con-man begging for a handout.
One should always carefully do his research beforehand to determine whether someone who's bawling and blubbering for help actually needs it --- don't get succored in!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
For a lot of chicks, if you want them to spread their legs for you, treating them to restaurant meals is Arbytrary.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025