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Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.
Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!
by QuacksO December 7, 2018
Get the The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh awaymug. With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.
by QuacksO December 13, 2022
Get the constabbyularymug. by QuacksO March 9, 2020
Get the spissificallymug. King Solemnon might have attracted even more women to join his harem if he'd smiled and lightened up a bit whenever possible.
by QuacksO August 29, 2019
Get the Solemnonmug. Beducation: Tutorial on snoozing.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Additional examples of "alphabet education" are:
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
by QuacksO March 22, 2022
Get the alphabet educationmug. Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".
My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.
by QuacksO November 2, 2023
Get the harbor frightmug. If a lady whom you are dating actually is of very limited means, then perhaps it might indeed be reasonable for her to occasionally ask you for a little cash to obtain a few basic necessities and/or simple comforts. Just be careful dat she doesn't start trying to force you into paying her "galimony" --- i.e., extra funds just to keep her by your side.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
Get the galimonymug.