A crappy-a** wolf/retriever-type canine-breeding result in which said "half-and-half" mongrel pooch comes out wif weird-looking spots on its coat.
In "101 Dalmatians", Cruella is tricked into letting the stolen puppies pass by her unhindered due to their having rolled in ashes to crudely-but-effectively conceal their distinctive black-polka-dotted white coats; guess we could say that they had therefore turned themselves into Shab/Leopard-mix dogs.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
Da unwanted result of a pirate ship's trying to pillage da capital of Finland --- i.e., said sea-tub will end up like da Titanic, and plummet straight to da "fire and brimstone" depths of eternity.
If I was gonna sail to Finland, it definitely wouldn't be to raid it for monetary treasure --- I'm a gentle respectful dude, and so I'd wanna go there for peaceful and hopefully romantic purposes... Finnish women are known for their ample "treasure chests" and a fairly relaxed level of "willingness", and so that would be far more satisfying for me than gold or jewels; besides, I wouldn't be nearly so likely to suffer "Hellsinky" from the mere act of politely asking local ladies with well-endowed chests to let me "sample the goods" as I would from trying to steal their financial riches.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
by QuacksO December 17, 2021
The Clue Clucks Clan has been known to ceremoniously incinerate the -carcasses of deceased-merely-due-to-old-age hens, but they never sacrifices a live chicken, since they honestly believe that they need each and every one of their domesticated pheasants to listen to and supposedly obtain valuable insights/knowledge from.
by QuacksO April 24, 2018
Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.
Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.
by QuacksO October 05, 2018
How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.
I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.
by QuacksO February 07, 2020