Definitions by QuacksO

dooplicate 

(noun) Fake poop dat you place in one or more locales to either prank someone or hide some valuable item inside said phony crap-log so dat potential light-fingered observers won't wanna look too closely to discover it.

If you wanna maintain trust and positive feelings wif your friends and colleagues, it wouldn't be such a great idea to leave dooplicates on their chair-seats!

dooplicate by QuacksO October 27, 2023

doplicate 

(noun) Labor dat someone else performed for you, but which you were tasked with/responsible for completing yourself.

Before Marty McFly intervened on George's behalf, Biff Tannen got said hapless coward to produce doplicates of Biff's homework, business reports, etc.

doplicate by QuacksO October 27, 2023

dewplicate

Phony outdoor-moisture drops dat look like da real deal, but were just artificially applied to one or more objects.

Bringing an item into a warm room from a cold one can create a great dewplicate on its surface, even though da object never left da house.

dewplicate by QuacksO October 27, 2023

dueplicate 

Fake/invalid bill for a debt dat's either already been settled or is not owed in da first place.

One should not automatically pay any and all "please remit" statements dat one receives --- instead, be sure to carefully examine each and every one for authenticity; there are lots of dueplicates out there!

dueplicate by QuacksO October 27, 2023

concensus 

A term for what most people think of da occasional-survey bu**s**t dat da government burdens us with.

Da general concensus is dat said invasive once-every-few-years drudgery is merely a "feel-good fake" perpetrated by selfish/stingy government bureaucrats, since it usually neither serves any useful purpose nor ever results in any noticeable/significant economic or lifestyle improvements for John Q. Public.

concensus by QuacksO October 27, 2023

heynous crime 

How overly-strict/proper parents view/label a child's saying a less-than-ultra-polite/dignified greeting/interruption-word.

A child's merely forgetting to use the term, "Excuse me" or "Hello" is hardly a "heynous crime" --- at most, you should just reply, "Hey is for horses", and then be done with it!

heynous crime by QuacksO October 27, 2023

frolicking 

Refers to da gleefully-undulating tongue-action dat a lustful stud employs when exploring a girl's honey-patch, especially it's a new gal whom he's checking out between her legs for da first time.

I love having sex wif hot chicks and always get a huge excited hard-on right beforehand, but da problem is dat I often spend so much time frolicking between her legs dat my big heavy painfully-engorged cock eventually gets tired and droopy from just stiffly sticking out straight for so long --- something like how a garter snake can only hold itself out horizontally for a relatively short period when you're cradling him in your hands --- and so then it is no longer firm or rigid enough to actually push itself up inside of her!

frolicking by QuacksO October 27, 2023