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Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.
by QuacksO April 20, 2023
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Tronald Dump must have had a real burockracy around him if he could actually get away wif all of da stupid-a** shenanigans dat he perpetrated during his presidency.
by QuacksO November 28, 2022
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In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
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Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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Da clerk at da hardware store put too few screws in da bag last time, so I retallyated by putting too MANY screws in da bag this time --- i.e., claiming dat there were fewer in da bag than there actually were.
by QuacksO June 19, 2021
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FITigue may indeed come from hittin' da weights too much, but FATigue is what someone who DOESN'T exercise enough suffers, and I don't see how dat is any less physically debilitating.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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by QuacksO July 4, 2023
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