QuacksO's definitions
Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the asstronomical costmug. Young teenager: Visits to Gramma's house are always delightful, even if her tender eardrums can only stand having a light-classical selection or other quiet mellowdy playing on da stereo.
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
Get the mellowdymug. Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
Get the derelicktion of dutymug. Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
Get the Walter Crankyitemug. If you're comfy with interracial marriage and would like to have a wife named Barbara, there are plenty of chocolate-complexioned cuties with that name on the Barbaray Coast who are currently "looking".
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
Get the Barbaray Coastmug. Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the "ultimate" fingers-crossingmug. What da resentful and defiant Daffy Duck considered da U.S. Forest Service's dropping da load of torpedoes in da area where he was trying to illegally bear-hunt.
After suffering through da abombination courtesy of da U.S. Forest Service, Daffy Duck goes underground --- literally --- in his ongoing attempts to "have fricasseed bear for dinner".
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
Get the abombinationmug.