A physical-therapy doctor who manually aligns your windpipe and vocal chords for perfect singing-pitch and airflow control.
If da teenage delinquent who hadda "face da music" by listening to his horridly-off-key-voiced mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke had asked said female parent to go see a choiropractor first, perhaps her vocal rendition of said patriotic ballad might have been a bit more palatable for him to endure.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Not everyone would necessarily have realized what message was being conveyed by da innumerable oil-soaked credit-card fragments dat were mailed to Big Petrol's corporate office in da late '80's after da Alaska oil-tanker accident, but da fat cats at said office certainly understood, so said gesture was totally essoteric!
by QuacksO November 05, 2021
What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
A "beforehand" safety-measure which involves following the "modern-day Golden Rule" (i.e., "Do unto others before they do unto you") of completely pounding everyone else around you into a shapeless pulp, so that these other humans can't "get you" first.
I asked the local constable why he carries a "cosh" (nightstick), and he said it was "as a precoshionary measure". Let's hope he does indeed only use it in a true emergency, eh???
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
by QuacksO April 04, 2020
1. How someone whom Mr. Franklin was supporting financially would refer to him.
2. A potentially-result-altering variable in an undertaking/experiment which was present due to Mr. Franklin's being involved in it in some way.
2. A potentially-result-altering variable in an undertaking/experiment which was present due to Mr. Franklin's being involved in it in some way.
Having da famous wealthy colonial statesman be a bennyfactor of yours might indeed be a pleasant situation, but whether or not you liked farts and/or other crude humor might have been a major bennyfactor in whether or not you would be chosen to be such a monetary recipient.
by QuacksO March 05, 2022
Members of da Arizona-based Native American tribe who offer you tasty fruit-filled baked goods as a guest-welcoming gesture.
Being smilingly fed sumptuous pastries by da Haveapie Indians can indeed be an expected pleasure if you treat them with kindness and respect in return; if you're rude to them, however, they might likely send you packin' wif a decidedly DIFFERENT kind of "have a pie!" gesture, as in, messily lobbing said squishy/gooey sweet-'n'-starchy dish in yer face and/or against your fleeing butt to express their indignant disdain for your uppity mannerisms!
by QuacksO December 19, 2022