The infamously-controversial and widely-abused "white lightnin' defense" article in the Bill Of Rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he'd consumed a "fifth") during the commission of his crime.
Ollie North pled the Fifth Amendment during the Iran-Contra scandal, but I dunno... he sure as shootin' looked sober to me!
by QuacksO July 04, 2018
Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 01, 2019
With all of da hot sauce dat dey produce in Louwheezeiana, it's no wonder dat so many folks are going around gasping for air during backyard barbecues.
by QuacksO March 17, 2021
Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
How small children often are in a shared bedroom, at camp, or anywhere else where there are multi-level sleeping-berths.
Slumber parties can often get a bit rambunktious, so it's wise to have a patient-but-firm grownup handy to occasionally look in on said boisterous gathering and tell them, "Okay, guys --- settle down" if necessary.
by QuacksO July 13, 2025
Da vertically-challenged Napoleon Blownapart had a major case of "little man syndrome", so I wonder if his major reason for wanting to do battle with others was his smoldering intallerance of da fact dat so many of his fellow humans literally "looked down to him".
by QuacksO February 14, 2021
What a female criminal possesses when intentionally committing an act dat she knows is a "big no-no" in da eyes of Johnny Law.
Womens rea is definitely what infamous villainesses like Bonnie Parker and Carmen Santiago possessed when committing their atrocious crimes.
by QuacksO February 22, 2025