In da "Beetle Bailey" cartoon, Sarge often ends up hanging from a branch over a yawning abyss; he might do well to get himself a better edgeucation so dat hopefully he could avoid such mishaps!
by QuacksO May 04, 2022
After my karma ran over your dogma, along came a big truckma with a plow and shoved us both out of the street.
by QuacksO March 08, 2022
Where a "rising through the ranks" knight or lord is given a more-luxurious castle with a sizable water-filled ditch surrounding it.
King Arthur was known for his fair and generous treatment of his loyal and courageous round-table warriors, so I imagine that he regularly gave them promoations to reward them for exceptional bravery and/or servitude.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
To revive a comatose person by administering a dose of shrewd deductive reasoning, due to his having fainted from learning dat his favorite detective-themed TV show had been cancelled.
In da Sherlock Holmes story, "The Reigate Puzzle", Watson warns Holmes to take it easy and not stress his mind with crime-solving during a vacation-trip to da country; Holmes actually feels worse from mental inactivity, however, and so his solving a murder mystery in da local area is da only thing dat truly resussitates him.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Kiddo #1: Wow, your new hairdo looks nice!
Kiddo #2: Thanks, but I miss my long braids.
Kiddo #1: What convinced you to have them shortened, then?
Kiddo #2: Oh, my whole family advocuted for me to get a trim in order to not have such horrid tangles to comb out every morning, so how could I go against a unanimous majority of opinion?
Kiddo #2: Thanks, but I miss my long braids.
Kiddo #1: What convinced you to have them shortened, then?
Kiddo #2: Oh, my whole family advocuted for me to get a trim in order to not have such horrid tangles to comb out every morning, so how could I go against a unanimous majority of opinion?
by QuacksO December 10, 2024