QuacksO's definitions
A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.
Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Get the turnamentmug. Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
Get the twitnessmug. Portugeese and Portugulls.
Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
Get the Iberian Peninsula birdsmug. The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.
Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????
by QuacksO July 11, 2018
Get the cereal numbermug. Not too many people watch the vintage "Star Wars" or "Dukes of Hazzard" films anymore, but there is still quite a Lukerative trade in DVDs and memorabilia among die-hard fans and members of the newer generations who love "oldies but goodies".
by QuacksO November 23, 2019
Get the Lukerativemug. If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Get the derectionsmug. A casual/unrehearsed verbalization made by a chick who has briefly removed her lips from a guy's foreskin while performing fellatio on him.
An off-the-cuff remark that an eager stud love to hear is that his blowjob-administering hottie thinks that he has a nice big juicy schlong.
by QuacksO December 15, 2024
Get the off-the-cuff remarkmug.