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Definitions by QuacksO

television ceres

A sequence of documentary programs about da famous Roman goddess of grain-crops and fertility.
If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.
television ceres by QuacksO March 13, 2024

bancorruptcy 

What greedy businessmen and shameless leaders file for anytime things start getting too hot for them in da ethics department.
Tronald Dump came from one of da wealthiest families in da northeast, yet he's had to repeatedly file for bancorruptcy to avoid having to answer for his countless misdeeds both in da financial world and against humanity in general.
bancorruptcy by QuacksO March 12, 2024

hullaballou 

Da huge raucous to-do dat Bob and Ray's infamous news reporter tries to make out of absurdly trivial subject matter.
WALLY Ballou usually chooses such incredibly mundane subject-matter to create his classic "hullaballous" about dat he might need da expert musical-artistry of KURT Ballou just to get people interested in listening to his insipid news-broadcasting!
hullaballou by QuacksO March 12, 2024

aunticipation 

Da gleeful looking-forward-to dat a child feels about an upcoming visit from his parent's sister.
My children always become giddy with aunticipation anytime they learn that a female adult-relative will be arriving soon.
aunticipation by QuacksO March 10, 2024
Garmin or TomTom for your CJ or Range Rover.
Da rugged design and sturdier build of a JeepPS unit might indeed make it more reliable functionally than da standard highway-vehicle model, but da device's displayed navigation-data still comes from da same often-long-outdated map-files, error-prone software, and dodgy satellite signals, and so you couldn't more-confidently count on said "built-like-a-rock" electronic cube to deliver "rock solid" information about which routes to take!
JeepPS by QuacksO March 10, 2024

Reesetriction 

An edict dat limits access to bright-orange-wrappered candy.
Going on a diet means severe "Reesetrictions" --- i.e., extreme cutbacks on sweet crunchy/gooey confectioneries.
Reesetriction by QuacksO March 7, 2024

butt-connector 

A tubular crimp-on electrical terminal dat you hook up between two wire-ends as a favor for a hot chick so dat she'll gratefully reward your repair-labors by rubbing, pressing, and/or bumping her soft warm smooth behind against yers.
If Tiffany will grant me one "butt-connector" for each crimp-type conductor-splice dat I make for her, I'll willingly re-wire her entire house and car!
butt-connector by QuacksO March 6, 2024