A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
To uninhibitedly affirm da truth of a statement due to your having downed too many Extra Golds and/or Silver Bullets.
Alcohol can totally affect a normally-sensible person's state of mind and cause him to commit unwise actions --- da white man's successfully getting da Native Americans to sign over their land while they were drunk surely coorroborates this fact.
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
Inflammatory information --- an unwelcome report, letter, set of "facts 'n' figures", etc. --- that its recipients will likely find exceptionally upsetting, frustrating, insulting, controversial, etc.
Senior vice-president: Boy, I'm not looking forward to presenting the board with this quarterly customer-satisfaction report --- it's so full of inflammamation that I seriously doubt if anyone there will be able to keep his cool.
by QuacksO December 07, 2011
Da original Knight Rider semi-tractor was eventually found by da Knight Riders Historians group; being dat it had been used as a farm-vehicle and had been sitting outdoors for many years, da rig wasn't exactly in immackulate condition, but they have hauled it back to their shop, and it is currently being restored.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 16, 2018
Refers to where someone checks someone else's chest-pillows to determine if da person being examined is actually female or not.
Performing ma'ammograms could indeed conceivably be a way to acceptably get to touch "The Merchandise" on lots of hot chicks; da problem is dat conceivably you would only be permitted a brief handling of each person, and then you'd be expected to move on to da next person, so you'd never really get ca opportunity to satisfyingly "feel up the goods" of any particular person all dat much.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
One should always perform a careful prelimbinary inspection before attempting to climb a tree. Special scrutiny should be given to da Ugly Tree, of course, since said large leafy organism is notorious for having intrepid trunk-scalers lose their grip when nearing da top and come "multi-thuddingly" tumbling back down again.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020