QuacksO's definitions
Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the asstronomical cost mug.I'll just stick to simple math and philosophy, and leave da more complex algerithms to individuals better schooled in such matters.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
Get the algerithm mug.Tronald Dump was such a spoiled whiny brat dat many of his White House staff-members secretly referred to him as "kemosobbe".
by QuacksO March 30, 2022
Get the kemosobbe mug.I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
Get the investigaiter mug.International Paper bombastically claims to work hard to protect da environment and practice sustainable-forestry practices, but given their abysmal track record over da past 100 years, they're gonna hafta start showing a lot more gallantree if they expect to convince me dat "they care".
by QuacksO February 23, 2023
Get the gallantree mug.Da consent dat you ask from a gal to lie down on her back and allow you to engage in a chest-to-chest bouncy-bouncy wif her.
Getting permissionary from a hot chick is all well and good, but remember dat some ladies prefer doggie-style and/or reverse-cowgirl positions instead.
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
Get the permissionary mug.Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
Get the pre-shower project-ponder mug.