by QuacksO February 05, 2025
Nobody had been able to build effective/reliable heavier-than-air soaring-ships before da likes of da Wright brothers lent their inflewence to said "race for the skies"
by QuacksO June 15, 2023
What Mick Dundee claimed to have shared wif da "croc" dat had been wanting to eat him --- "I talked him out of it."
After an interval of back-and-forth chatting wif a member of da largest of modern-day reptiles, da logical way to end said 'dileogue would be da humorous "after a while" farewell-rhyme.
by QuacksO December 05, 2023
In da ancient Greek myth, Prometheus literally committed pyreacy when he undermined da gods' efforts to keep da "red flower" from mortal man.
by QuacksO May 01, 2022
Da "feel good" chemical dat your brain produces while you're interacting wif a nice lady named Sarah. (Can also be spelled "Saratonin", too, of course, if one or more of da Miss Smileysweets who's giving you companionship has an abbreviated" spelling of her name.)
If you make a point of diligently cultivating/maintaining friendships wif all of da sweetie-chicks in town named Sarah and learning each of their work/school/friends/family-time schedules, you will have a better chance of being able to spend time wif at least one of dem at various times throughout da day (i.e., if one cutie usually has da mornings free, you can go visit her for a while after breakfast, and then head over to another gal's house/workplace to spend her lunch-hour wif her, and then amble across town to hang out wif a third blinky-eyed damsel in da afternoon if dat's when she has time off), and so your overall mood during da day will be calmer and more stable because your brain will be able to produce Sarahtonin on a more regular basis.
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
In areas with frequent and/or sudden downpours, one would be wise to always use a canapé canopy when hosting outdoor parties or banquets.
by QuacksO December 14, 2019
Welcoming atmosphere provided by friendly four-legged mammals with shaggy manes and warm velvety muzzles.
Anytime I enter da corral wif a bucket of oats, I am instantly surrounded by super-sociable half-ton animals --- yeah, yeah, yeah --- it's kinda fun to be da center of attention, but I could really do without all da hosspitality right then.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022