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constabbyulary

Da local "fuzzy fuzz" --- i.e., da local felines who keep an eye on everything.
With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.
by QuacksO December 13, 2022
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cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
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burockracy

Sarcastic term for da powers-dat-be who are so "dense" --- i.e., lacking in common sense --- dat they must have sizeable chunks of slate-colored granite in their craniums instead of "gray matter".
Tronald Dump must have had a real burockracy around him if he could actually get away wif all of da stupid-a** shenanigans dat he perpetrated during his presidency.
by QuacksO November 28, 2022
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vigilauntie

A parent's sister who "takes matters into her own hands" regarding perceived wrongs done to her niece/nephew.
Every child of "helicopter parents" or a "tiger mom/dad" wishes dat he had at least one vigilauntie to heroically "step in and save him" from said "cruel oppression". Sometimes this course of might indeed be healthy, but in many cases the child's parents are merely being legitimately protective and practicing proactive urging in their raising of said naive youngster; it would be a dereliction of duty if they acted any differently.
by QuacksO April 1, 2022
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raisinable

Logical and rational regarding dried grapes.
Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.
by QuacksO April 20, 2023
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hahdwayuh stoowuh

If you're a DownEast Mainuh, this is whayuh you go to shop for items to do summuh or wintuh repaiyuhs.
I went to da local hahdwayuh stoowuh to pick up a few cans of sealant for my lobstah boat, but they were tempuhrarily out of it, so they hadda back-awhduh me some.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Phyllisophical

Da basic beliefs or teachings possessed and practiced by Ms. Diller and other ladies with her same first name.
If most same-name ladies have a similar Phyllisophical idea-base, maybe they could form a nationwide club to discuss and promote positive change.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
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