QuacksO's definitions

guyavanting

Da opposite of "galavanting", this word refers to da act of either one or more male travelers' hittin' da hiking-trails, or one or more cool chicks' traveling extensively in search of hot hunks to date.

If a GUY goes GALavanting in search of a sweet-faced blinky-eyed soulmate, and he meets a GAL who's currently GUYAVANTING herself, they both might possibly have found what they were looking for right then and there!

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

blockture

One or more passages from an easy-to-read-font edition of da Good Book.

I don't think much of da Bible, anyway, so it wouldn't matter to me if someone quoted "scripture" or "blockture" to me --- da content is still all da same intolerably stupid/offensive/hypocritical crap, no matter what da typeface.

by QuacksO March 3, 2021

singgus

Another form of dat disgusterous chick-pea-dip goo dat takes da supposed enjoyment of it to a new level, in dat you would actually "warble words" instead of just "hum" while eating it.

I don't even like hummus, so "singgus" would be totally outta da question as a meal-choice for yours truly!

by QuacksO January 1, 2024

abuseyive

What Lt. Krill accused his superiors of being when they said dat he needed a psychological evaluation.

Lt. Krill complained dat his treatment by military brass had been "abuseyive", but both his character --- and da arrogant hot-headed actor himself --- were actually da ones who misbehaved dat way; his superiors had merely been reacting to his previous obnoxious behavior.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

invaseive

How you would view one or more people who set up bouquet-containers all over da place.

For someone who is accustomed to "simple 'n' spacious" surroundings, having his house "redecorated" with lots of glass cut-flower vessels could indeed seem invaseive.

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Iacocca Cola

The carbonated beverage of choice for Chrysler owners, especially those who favor semi-vintage vehicles produced during Lee's period as "top dog", comprising the late 70's through the early 90's.

Good ol' L.I. is really gettin' up in years now... I wonder if they'll keep bottling the tasty Iacocca Cola after he finally passes (think, the "fighting nun" toy fitted with Margaret Thatcher's doll-head that came out after she got ousted as P.M.; they stopped making the dolls since Maggie was no longer politically-popular, and created the fighting nun toy merely to utilize the untold thousands of doll-heads that they'd made in her likeness).

by QuacksO August 25, 2017

sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018