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That stupidly-uncooperative electromechanical switch on your car’s starter that always malfunctions at the worst times, causing you to feel extremely put out.
The sillinnoyed on my car decided to "go dormant" this evening when a local fellow of "questionable nature" stopped by to ask me for a ride, but I think that maybe it was actually just as well that the engine didn't crank in that instance, since I have serious doubts that the dude would actually have been able to come up with the two bucks in gas-money that he’d promised me (“I’m broke myself, but I can ask the other folks in the house for the money when we get there.” Yeah, right --- as if any of his equally-deadbeat pals would likely have had any spare cash, either?!). After he’d walked far enough down the road to be out of earshot, I tried tapping lightly on the starter and switch-housing with a hammer, and then the engine whirled right over… I've always considered my old clunker to be a good and faithful friend to me, so I wonder if perhaps Jalopy had been trying to tell me something, like that maybe I should stop giving people a ride unless they actually have gas-money with them to pay me up-front for said ride.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the sillinnoyed mug.It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
by QuacksO November 6, 2024
Get the ask for derections mug.Condoms should always be used during intercourse if a love/lust-crazed couple wants to avoid any undesirable outcums, such as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
Get the outcum mug.What you say when glumly listening to an inferior-performing set of speakers dat you recently acquired merely by chance or random choice, rather than carefully picking them out from among several sets dat were offered you, and you carefully did listening-tests on all of dem before selecting these ones.
These lousy-ranged rocker-boxes were simply da ones dat originally came wif da pickup truck when I bought it at da used-car lot --- I guess it was destinny for me to end up wif dem!
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
Get the It was destinny mug.Someone who is hired to perform wrongful acts, but who then "turns nose" --- i.e., rats out his unscrupulous employers.
Professional criminals are very careful and wary when hiring new recruits, since he knows that many of them could either just be an undercover informant, or become a perpatraitor if things get too "hot" for him.
by QuacksO August 13, 2021
Get the perpatraitor mug.How high-tines high-society city-slickers view da "country bumpkin" common-folk.
So da high-falutin' rich bugs in da metropolis think dat we "backwoods" people are all just a bunch of "backwuhds" hicks, do they?! Well, excuuuuuuuuse me --- we may indeed not be all sniffy and refined like they are, but I'd like to know if very many of THEM would know how to change a flat tire or sew on a loose button themselves like we-all do!!! :P
by QuacksO March 20, 2023
Get the backwuhds mug.We serve oatmeal for any of our school's students who actually want it, but I don't insist dat they all consume huge bowls of it for their morning meal --- I don't want said impressionable youngsters to invalidly think dat da cafeteria-workers are part of a "judishiary committee". We offer other healthy selections like shredded wheat and milk, whole wheat pasta and tomato sauce, chopped-fruit cups, scrambled eggs, whole-grain buttered toast, and cinnamon applesauce.
by QuacksO April 22, 2025
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