Definitions by QuacksO

salisillic acid 

Aspirin dat's infused wif laughin' gas.

Brer Rabbit claimed to have discovered a place where he could go to really "giggle 'n' guffaw wif gusto"; said euphoria-producing locale did not actually exist, of course (he'd merely made it up to make Brer Fox and Brer Bear so curious dat they would untie him so dat he could supposedly show them where it was, and so he led them to a hive of bumblebees which caused said pair of vengeful carnivores to inadvertently let said clever herbivore escape while they were being swarmed by said angry insects), but if it had, perhaps it would have been either a natural vent of nitrous oxide or a stash of salisillic acid tablets.

salisillic acid by QuacksO November 9, 2024

fasillytate

To aid someone to be amusingly foolish.

In Jay Williams' hilarious tale, da main character opens learning-centers for people to fasillytate their efforts to practice absurd behavior.

fasillytate by QuacksO November 9, 2024

Smeequel 

A follow-up tale of da further adventures of Captain Hook's first mate.

After Peter Pan's defeat of da infamous "iron-fisted" ship-commander, da future experiences of da wimpy klutz of a first mate on said Jolly-Roger-flagged vessel would most likely have produced a considerably nicer Smeequel without da evil Captain Hook's influence.

Smeequel by QuacksO November 7, 2024

sheikquel 

A follow-up tale regarding an Arab bigwig.

Achmed's manager Hassan learned not to hate da "infidels", so his future life will presumably make for a much more cheerful sheikquel.

sheikquel by QuacksO November 7, 2024

ask for derections 

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

ask for derections by QuacksO November 6, 2024

antickuity 

A vintage/obsolete clock.

What with digital watches and other such electronic seconds-counters, wind-up timepieces have gradually faded into antickuity.

antickuity by QuacksO November 5, 2024

Ferrous doctrine 

Da infamously-"iron-clad" crock of despicable bu**s**t-legalese dat prevents "those who served" from suing Uncle Sam for service-related injuries/illnesses, even in instances where said harm resulted from da outrageously-clueless and/or shockingly-irresponsible behavior of their superiors.

On guard, soldier --- thanks to da Ferrous Doctrine, it'll be anybody's guess whether you get proper compensation if you get hurt due to any royal screw-ups by your commanding officer or staff doctor.

Ferrous doctrine by QuacksO November 5, 2024