Da Duchess in "Alice In Wonderland" was so incredibly ugly da few people would even want to look at her face to begin with, and so she would likely have little problem preveiling on others to keep said hideous visage shielded from public view!
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.
If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.
by QuacksO November 19, 2021
Ancient Native-American inventions.
According to Johnny Hart's "B.C. for P.B.C." cartoons, computers even existed 'way back in da days of da cave man --- so perhaps Aztech was indeed alive and well even dat far in da past.
by QuacksO November 17, 2024
This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
"Repetitive action" queasiness dat you develop from having to frequently top off da fluids in yer old clunker.
I dunno which is worse --- buy a newer vehicle (or shell out big bucks for a lot of costly replacement parts and/or seals for your present jalopy), or suffer "add nausea" from constant monitoring and servicing of your present leaky heap!
by QuacksO November 25, 2023
A bratty little buck-toothed green-skinned "monster" who is always complaining, constantly demanding attention, never satisfied with anything, and nasally begging for items on the shelves of the department store or supermarket. Just about every family has at least one of these delightful rug-rats somewhere in its "flock"; it's just that nobody wants to admit his existence or reveal who the "ram" and "ewe" were who ever conceived this infamous "black sheep", nor does anyone even want to be saddled with the unenviable task of being the delinquent's "shepherd" for the day. Even school days may bring little relief from his torment for the adults back at the house, since he often gets sent home from school for disruptive behavior within the first hour of attendance --- the teachers and hall-monitors can't stand to deal with him, either.
I hate attending my neighbors' backyard barbecues because there's inevitably at least one Frankenwhine in their midst who ruins the day for everyone else.
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!
by QuacksO February 24, 2025