A "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" period dat you hafta struggle through after having committed some illegal game-enticing action when trapping, hunting, or fishing.
Visiting angler from New York: Da Rhode Island game warden agreed wif me dat, since da employee at da nearby sporting-goods shop had been da one who had recommended canned corn to put on my hook, it was really said inattentive clerk's fault dat I'd unknowingly used an illegal-in-only-dat-one-state attractant, not mine. So he merely gave me a six-month probaition period instead of making me either pay a fine or appear in court.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Something you only need to maintain while you're in da slammer --- once you get released again, anything goes.
Once you get your imprisonment-sentence shortened considerably for good behavior, you can return to the street and then be just as bad as you please until you get busted again.
by QuacksO April 01, 2019
Refers to either:
(1) a recompense of some kind --- i.e., cash, pricey meal at da diner, labor-intensive favor, etc. --- dat a buxom chick requests from you in exchange for her "allowing you to proceed past her upper undergarments" --- i.e., letting you see and/or touch "Da Merchandise", or
(2) requested "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges dat a soft/warm-flesh-loving dude asks a chesty gal for as a "bribe" or "payment" for his permitting her to walk into some restricted area that's under his control.
(1) a recompense of some kind --- i.e., cash, pricey meal at da diner, labor-intensive favor, etc. --- dat a buxom chick requests from you in exchange for her "allowing you to proceed past her upper undergarments" --- i.e., letting you see and/or touch "Da Merchandise", or
(2) requested "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges dat a soft/warm-flesh-loving dude asks a chesty gal for as a "bribe" or "payment" for his permitting her to walk into some restricted area that's under his control.
My girlfriend has lovely extra-bountiful chest-pillowz, so I wonder if da tongue-lolling-for-feminine-flesh ticket-taker at da museum would count her letting him feel her up as being enough titties-toll for both her and me?
by QuacksO August 17, 2023
Big-wig developers and politicians love to show glowingly-optimistic predictions of their proposed "progress" or "developments" on their big easel-boards, but most of da time it's just a lot of dishonest graphiti!
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
by QuacksO February 20, 2025
Refers to either:
(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
(2) teachings regarding how to fart expertly/impressively.
(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
(2) teachings regarding how to fart expertly/impressively.
All you need to really "rip a good loud odiferous one" is to chow down on plenty of cabbage and/or baked beans --- you don't need no "stinkin'" tootelage!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Da practice of trying to get someone to "learn to like" ancient Greek poetry by making him read small "doses" of it at a time.
I deeply resent being "force-fed" ideas or literature dat I detest, so practicing Homeropathy on me is only gonna turn me away from said insipidly-intolerable text even more.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021