QuacksO's definitions
If you prefer light ale instead of dark, would dat mean you'd develop a "palement" if you consume it to excess?
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
Get the alementmug. Where you temporarily delay blowing your top till either a more "appropriate" or "acceptable" time, or till you find out more facts/details about the matter, just in case your initial fumingly-heated reactions/emotions were not warranted after all.
My parts did not come in at the hardware store on the promised day, but I was glad that I pissedponed my outburst until the next day or two, since I later found out that there had been widespread flooding on part of the mid-western interstate system, and so the delivery could not have been made on the scheduled day, anyway.
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
Get the pissedponedmug. Da group of lazy/careless/incompetent "ntwts" who foot-draggingly create safety standards and recommendations, usually only after one or more huge safety-scandals, like da Titanic or Tenerife disasters.
If da NTSWTSA were doing a better job of maintaining and improving safety in da word's industrial and transportation systems, far fewer huge human-error-based catastrophes would likely have occurred.
by QuacksO August 18, 2023
Get the NTSWTSAmug. A memento dat you save to reminiscingly remind you of a successful court-battle dat you were involved in sometime in da past.
If you saw all of da pathetic and arrogance-themed suevenirs dat many crooked lawyers accumulate over da years of practicing (or should I say, "mangling") law, you would be totally sickened and disgusted.
by QuacksO March 17, 2020
Get the suevenirmug. A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
Get the media stormmug. Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Get the crystal mythmug. The little-known ebony-haired contemporary of Jean François Gravelet, the famous 19th-century French tightrope-walker and acrobat.
If there had been a redheaded stuntman (Carrottopin?) to join up with Blondin and Brunetin, they'd have formed a "tri-color trio" that would have been a world-renowned success.
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
Get the Brunetinmug.