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Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.
Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.
by QuacksO July 25, 2024
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High-powered lawyers in Washington shoulda threatened fourclosure on da Department Of Education if they didn't let children choose which style of "love and stability number" they used in their math and writing, rather than mandating dat dey use da hideous-looking "all right-angles" design.
by QuacksO May 29, 2022
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Get the menufacturer mug.An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.
Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the roll-model mug.Nancy Pelosi refused to detail Obamacare, resulting in whydespread demanding answers about her reluctance to reveal what was actually in said bill.
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
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Get the seminole event mug.Fear-based extortion whereby da perpetrators threaten to rip your cloth or paper items into small shreds if you don't give them what they want.
I hear dat da White House is gonna replace all of its "vulnerable" paper and cloth fabrics with Tyvec to thwart tearrorism.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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