weekly sales flyers

Legalized harassment by mail.

I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

midicine

Electronically-produced music that soothes and heals the soul.

I always save the page-links to fun/cheery/lovely background music and other tunes that I come across online, and then listen to some of them as a calming midicine during periods of stress or other sanity-draining emotion.

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

testimoanial

A praising report of how wonderful a "noisy" sexual encounter was with someone.

I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".

A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

gnawseated

What a beaver gets from accidentally chewing on rotted wood.

Beavers aren't da only ones who can become gnawseated, people can also eventually feel kinda queasy from watching beavers working for too long.

by QuacksO May 26, 2021

Dinty Less

Da brand of smaller cans of beef stew dat still cost da same price as da formerly-larger cans.

When Dinty Less came along, I switched to da generic brand of beef stew; they give you full-size cans for a lower price.

by QuacksO March 30, 2021

inhairitance

Scalp-fur-related wealth and/or property that's passed down to you from your elders.

All I got in my parents' will was the family barber shop --- what a crappy-a** inhairitance! I greatly value my personal space and wish to extend da same consideration to others, so I totally detest both having my own mop trimmed AND trying to perform such tedious and claustrophobic tasks on anyone else.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018