Definitions by QuacksO

conchientious 

Always aware of da right and wrong regarding lovely spiral seashells.

I am so conchientious whenever I'm out collecting nature's pretty trinkets along da shore dat I always carefully check each and every sea-snail dwelling to make sure it's empty before putting it into my pail.

conchientious by QuacksO March 12, 2025

Beyoncé fiancé 

What Jay-Z was before da entertainer-pair officially tied da knot.

When Shawn Corey Carter originally "popped da question" to Miss Giselle Knowles, I wonder if he did so by playfully asking her if he could consider himself as "Beyoncé fiancé"?

Beyoncé fiancé by QuacksO March 11, 2025

abnormaliddy

Dat "freak of nature" figure who masterminded da Watergate-scandal shenanigans.

Da mustachioed G.G. could have claimed dat there was some abnormaliddy in his brain dat caused him to so-seriously misbehave, but we all know dat he clear-headedly knew exactly what he was doing, and dat he did indeed have criminal intent in his efforts to accommodate Tricky Dicky.

abnormaliddy by QuacksO March 9, 2025

tombor

An abnormal growth dat you should definitely have looked at a.s.a.p. before it puts you six feet under.

Achmed is supposedly already deceased, plus he has no living tissue dat could develop any abnormalities, and so it would be impossible for him to develop any tombors.

tombor by QuacksO March 9, 2025

ardjewous 

How Tevye and his fellow ultra-orthodox Hebrew brethren found da assorted super-strict rules and customs of their long-practiced "tradition" to be.

Shylock claimed dat his own life was exceedingly "ardjewous" due to his mistreatment by da Gentiles. Given da fact dat said abrasive relationships were largely self-created due to his own usurious mistreatment of those same "abusive" folks --- and his vast fortune dat allowed him to live a life of ease and luxury --- he actually had zero room to talk.

ardjewous by QuacksO March 8, 2025

muckanic 

A seasoned grease-monkey who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

Da local auto-repair-shop guy claims to be a full-service muckanic, so why does da sign out front say, "We don't do transmissions or differentials"???

muckanic by QuacksO March 8, 2025

chimpanionship 

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

chimpanionship by QuacksO March 7, 2025