Definitions by QuacksO

Shawnnery 

Rhymes with "Connery".

And "SEANery" (pronounced with a long "e" --- it means lovely ocean vistas; you can look it up on this website) rhymes with "KEANEry" (also a Scottish name --- well, okay: it's actually Irish, da same as "Sean" is, but we're talking James Bond's traditional-kilt-wearing actor here, plus da Emerald Isle and da Scottish Isles are near each other, and share a lot of things including closely-located borders and Celtic heritage), so if "Shawnnery" rhymes with "Khannery", does dat make da infamous Star Trek villain of red-hair-and-freckles origin, as well???

Shawnnery by QuacksO April 15, 2025

Pez-dispenser therapy 

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.

Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".

Pez-dispenser therapy by QuacksO April 15, 2025

follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.

I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.

follow the liter by QuacksO April 10, 2025

misoginist 

An individual who is strongly prejudiced against hard liquor.

Gerald Strickland was outwardly a misoginist, but he himself kept a "private bottle in his desk".

misoginist by QuacksO April 10, 2025

blessedimate

A "typically degree/number of occurrences under these particular circumstances" figure regarding whether "Da Great One" will favor you.

Da term "blessedimate" could also refer to how often dat you will get da standard verbal response after you sneeze; said percentage would depend on factors such as how many times per day dat you typically discharge your nasal-cannon, what portion of your waking hours you usually spend in da company of others, whether said fellow humans are comfy/familiar with voicing said comment, etc.

blessedimate by QuacksO April 9, 2025

Evelution 

Da millennia-long process of evolving from apes to motorcycle stuntmen.

Primates are known for exceptionally caring behavior towards their families, so perhaps they have always been conscientious about "keeping their word" even before their Evelution.

Evelution by QuacksO April 9, 2025

siniority 

Refers to a "seasoned" misbehaver's having had a longer period to go astray than those under him.

Dennis the Mennis --- I mean, I mean --- Deenase the Meenase --- whatever --- however you'd spell or say it! --- is portrayed as just a little 5-year-old boy, yet he obviously has great siniority over many less-bratty children more than twice his age!

siniority by QuacksO April 8, 2025