Definitions by QuacksO

marbitration 

Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.

One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.

marbitration by QuacksO April 23, 2025

KARRbitration 

Legal wranglings related to Da Evil Trans Am with da amber scanner-bar.

Considering all da chaos and destruction dat da "anti-Knight Rider" vehicle caused, I am sure there would have been KARRbitration for years afterwards!

KARRbitration by QuacksO April 23, 2025

farbitration 

Court-wranglings regarding long distances.

Farbitration gets even more complicated if you hafta keep converting between standard and metric length-measurements --- i.e., miles or kilometers.

farbitration by QuacksO April 23, 2025

judishiary committee 

A group of top mucky-mucks who really "dish it out" when it comes to "dispensing" justice.

We serve oatmeal for any of our school's students who actually want it, but I don't insist dat they all consume huge bowls of it for their morning meal --- I don't want said impressionable youngsters to invalidly think dat da cafeteria-workers are part of a "judishiary committee". We offer other healthy selections like shredded wheat and milk, whole wheat pasta and tomato sauce, chopped-fruit cups, scrambled eggs, whole-grain buttered toast, and cinnamon applesauce.

judishiary committee by QuacksO April 22, 2025

optomystic

Feeling positive and supportive regarding a divine-power guru.

Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.

optomystic by QuacksO April 22, 2025

MeekFly 

Refers to how George was before Marty helped him to stand up for himself better.

"The Jitz" heatedly addressed da 2015 Marty as "MeekFly" after he'd incriminated himself by illegally scanning his employee-card, but fortunately da 1985 Marty was able to change his future to both eliminate being addressed thus, and cause da "You're fired!" fax to go blank.

MeekFly by QuacksO April 22, 2025

Flynt and Steele 

Two famous printed-media figures whose "hot 'n' spicy" reading-material can really "light yer fire".

I may indeed disapprove of "Flynt and Steele" style of literature, but it's all protected speech under da First Amendment, so I wouldn't actually "take a flint and steel" to said smutty publications.

Flynt and Steele by QuacksO April 21, 2025