Definitions by QuacksO
slice the Limburger
To pass gas that is extremely odiferous, super-loud/drawn-out, and/or copiously voluminous, so that said whizzpopper is noticeably more offensive than simply "cutting the cheese".
I chowed down on three bowls of fragrant steaming baked beans at the neighbors' backyard barbeque last evening, and now my butt-hole is parched and raw from having to slice the Limburger all night.
slice the Limburger by QuacksO October 15, 2018
wear 'n' tear
The main feature of thin/pre-perforated clothing that a super-hot chick/hunk throws on prior to a first date, knowing that the person he/she is meeting will likely "lose all control" upon catching sight of said luscious-fleshed "looker", and therefore will probably just recklessly rip the clothes right off the stunningly-gorgeous human without even bothering to unbutton/unzip/untie anything.
Reusable wear 'n' tear garments can be specially made from Velcro-bordered panels that separate readily without being damaged, and thus the clothing can be reassembled and put back on after a wild-and-breathless encounter with a lust-crazed fellow-primate.
wear 'n' tear by QuacksO October 15, 2018
poindextrose
A very unhealthful sugar-substitute that causes you to behave in a hyper and selfishly-reckless manner like the disgustingly-sleazy John Poindexter of Iran-Contra infamy.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it;s no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
poindextrose by QuacksO October 14, 2018
oliver oil
A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
oliver oil by QuacksO October 14, 2018
orange mcfarlanade
A sickly-saccharine-sweet soft drink that produces a severe blood-sugar spike and makes you irritably-arrogant and hyperly-uncooperative like da hot-tempered and mean-spirited John McFarlane of Iran-Contra infamy.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's little wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
orange mcfarlanade by QuacksO October 14, 2018
filthter
That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.
Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
Robert McFairlane
One of da infamous "chief misbehavers" in da Iran-Contra Affair, his main sin in da torrid mess was spending excessive taxpayer-funds on fancy restored '50's-and-'60's-era Ford sport-sedans.
Judging by his disgraceful actions during Iran-Contra, it appears dat Robert McFairlane is addicted to cars, similar to Tim the Toolman; maybe they should BOTH check into da Henry Ford Clinic.
Robert McFairlane by QuacksO October 14, 2018