Definitions by QuacksO

menaceillin 

An antibiotic that helps you be more "immune" to sinister/threatening people and situations.

I try to stay out of dangerous situations, but I always heed my instincts, so I wouldn't want my built-in "fight or flight" tendencies to be dulled at all, so I think I'll pass on getting any menaceillin shots.

menaceillin by QuacksO January 4, 2020

shopping-cart sidle 

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.

Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.

shopping-cart sidle by QuacksO January 3, 2020

unanamous 

Where both of your grandmothers agree on something.

Toddler: I sooooo didn't wanna go to the dentist for my toothache, so I asked for a second opinion. Mom and Dad obligingly called their mothers over to hear my tearful pleas for mercy, but they unanamously agreed with my parents.

unanamous by QuacksO January 3, 2020

phewberty 

Da age-range of forty-plus when male-hormonal/gastronomical changes cause many guys to begin releasing copious amounts of highly-odiferous methane out of their butt-trumpets.

Dat infamous "National Baked Bean Month speech" dude doesn't appear to be much over 35, yet he is already having a major display of phewberty during said monologue.

phewberty by QuacksO January 2, 2020

forfetture 

A mandatory "handing over of da goods" --- i.e., hostages, weapons, treasure, etc. --- dat da evil "bounty-hunter Boba" would be forced to make when confronted by ray-blaster-wielding members of the Rebel Alliance who had come to relieve said helmeted villain of his ill-gotten valuables.

As fiercely proud and arrogant as The Great Galactic Fortune-seeker is portrayed as, I imagine he'd totally exhibit a "they'll never take me alive" attitude before he'd even consider making any forfettures to the Rebel Alliance.

forfetture by QuacksO January 2, 2020

elimbinate 

To use wood-cutting tools to get rid of one or more unwanted tree-branches.

Beavers are good "elimbinaters", too --- what did the beaver say to the tree as he was dragging away a chewed-off branch? "It's been nice gnawing you."

elimbinate by QuacksO January 1, 2020

absinthence 

The practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something sinful or potentially harmful/dangerous (i.e., sex, drugs, etc.) unless one is totally plastered on strong liquor. Can also loosely refer to someone's publicly raving against alcohol-consumption, but then secretly "boozing it up big-time" when he's alone, like the hypocritical "King" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Gerald Strickland claimed to strongly disapprove of alcohol, yet as we saw in the "clandestine sipping" scene on Back To The Future 2, he was merely practicing absinthence.

absinthence by QuacksO January 1, 2020