Definitions by QuacksO

ruetine

A "standard progression" of guilty feelings and regret dat one suffers due to his repeatedly performing unwise actions which he realizes are not sensible but still fails to learn/deviate from.

Da aptly-named actress who plays Blanche Devereaux apparently wasn't really all that much different in real life from her "bouncing from one guy to another" Golden Girls character --- Ms. McClanahan had quite a RUEtine of marriages and divorces, six in all!!

ruetine by QuacksO February 18, 2020

devined intervention 

Refers to da "heavenly" helpful effort dat one or more other humans perform on your behalf to remove thick tendrils and creepers dat would otherwise be in yer way.

Two prime examples of devined intervention would be (1) someone's clearing away da web-like network of ivy and/or morning-glory vegetation-masses from da walls of a house you're spiffing up, or (2) one or more native-guides' vigorously swinging their machetes to slash away da encroaching plant-growth as your exploration-party pushes its way through da jungle.

devined intervention by QuacksO February 18, 2020

Allahbi 

A statement regarding your whereabouts dat you give to Muslim authorities and then claim dat "Da Great One" will corroborate it.

If you cannot come up with a believable/verifiable story of your whereabouts at da time dat a crime was committed, simply saying dat you were at prayer at da local mosque may be an Allahbi dat will be accepted by Muslim authorities, especially if said church was crowded with other parishioners at da time, and thus it is conceivable dat you would not necessarily have been noticed or remembered by others there.

Allahbi by QuacksO February 18, 2020

decadeence 

Da gradual decline of moral or cultural values over da course of ten-year periods.

As technology progresses, we progressively see a steady decadeence in da basic decency and caring for each other dat we'd had ten years earlier.

decadeence by QuacksO February 17, 2020

spewveneer 

Da coating of ejected fluids and/or solids dat are deposited after an eruption of some kind; can also refer to a chunk or particle of said effluent-film dat you break off and save to remember said explosive release by.

After Mount Saint Helens blew its top in 1980, da entire surrounding area was covered with a thick layer of spewveneer. Da destruction and death-toll from said eruption was so severe and grim, though, dat I dunno if anyone would really wanna take a piece of said tephra home to remember it by, though!

spewveneer by QuacksO February 17, 2020

heard of cows 

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

heard of cows by QuacksO February 17, 2020

malfunktion 

Defective performance involving a certain style of music.

Before I left da baby's room, I had tuned da stereo to a light-classical station dat was playing soft music to soothe said infant to sleep, but then da tuner malfunktioned and started playing bouncy dance-tunes dat got da Little One all revved up and giggly.

malfunktion by QuacksO February 17, 2020