Definitions by QuacksO
polygamraph
A lie-detector test used to supposedly determine whether or not you have a harem of spouses. Dudes like Warren Jeffs should have been required to take one prior to starting their sect-compounds.
It's lucky that electronics were unheard of back when King Salomon was around, or he would most definitely have failed the polygamraph test BIG time!
polygamraph by QuacksO June 29, 2020
Achy Brakey Heart
A song regarding da famous Maine politician Eric B., and describing da chest-pains dat you feel when trying to decide whether you love him or hate him.
I just now read a lengthy bio of da currently-in-da-news Maine senator, and with all of da morally-conflicting details, I got an "Achy Brakey Heart" trying to figger out if he's a good guy or not.
Achy Brakey Heart by QuacksO June 29, 2020
Clapton Crunch cereal
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
Clapton Crunch cereal by QuacksO June 26, 2020
death insurance
What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
death insurance by QuacksO June 25, 2020
credentals
Routine oral exams can sometimes actually CAUSE cavities, so I am always wary and hesitant about having anyone "care" for my pearly-whites, especially since it's often "like pulling teeth" to obtain said practitioners' credentals.
credentals by QuacksO June 25, 2020
calmbination
Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.
I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.
calmbination by QuacksO June 25, 2020