Definitions by QuacksO

Lucyfer 

Da horridly-acrid-mooded "horned monster" dat Linus's short-fused big sister becomes whenever anything doesn't go her way.

A classic "Lucyfer" moment:

Linus: I hate to mention it, but you've been awfully crabby since Christmas.
Lucy (scowling): Anybody who is at all sensitive is bound to have a post-Christmas letdown!
Linus (raising his eyebrows in a hopefully-shrewd expression): Isn't a post-Christmas letdown and being crabby really the same thing?
Lucy (outburstingly squalling at the top of her lungs, so that her mouth appears as a huge round black cavern): NOT AT ALL!!!
Linus (does his familiar "flip-flip" somersaulting over backwards in startled shock)

Lucyfer by QuacksO August 29, 2020

infurriating 

Describes any hair-covered mammal whose actions cause frustration/rage.

Two examples of infurriating animals would be cats and squirrels --- da felines shed all over the house, and da chattering tree-dwellers always abscond with your bird-seed before your feathered friends can get it!

infurriating by QuacksO August 29, 2020

Oregonization 

An established group of individuals based in The Beaver State.

If OREGANO is easy to grow, perhaps it can be grown as far north as OREGON, and so I wonder if there is an Oregonization of farmers and gardeners who have taken up the cultivation of said aromatic herb?

Oregonization by QuacksO August 29, 2020

primprovise 

To use creative measures to make yourself look good enough to "strut your stuff" during a period when ordinary dolling-up methods are not available.

I forgot my makeup kit, so I had to primprovise with red clay and black Sharpie-pen ink.

primprovise by QuacksO August 25, 2020

berthday

Da day of da year dat corresponds to when ya were successful in getting a chick to share yer pillow for da first time.

Bill Clinton has slept with innumerable different women over da years, so it would be impossible for him to keep track of so many berthdays!

berthday by QuacksO August 23, 2020

Shylock Holmes 

A late-19th-century consulting-detective who charged wayyyyy too much for his services.

If you think that Shylock Holmes charged too much for helping you legally, you would be totally "shocked" at how much his faithful sidekick, Doctor Wattson, charged for HIS medical services!

Shylock Holmes by QuacksO August 17, 2020

saloontion 

Da easy answer to all your problems --- just head on down to da local waterin' hole and get drunk.

I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life, so I never seek out a "saloontion" to a particular debacle dat comes along --- I take care of my life's issues through honest thought and hard work, thank you very much. Downing tall frothies is **never** da answer --- da pesky problems are still gonna be there after you sober up again!

saloontion by QuacksO August 15, 2020