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Definitions by QuacksO

littlery 

A better name for what playing Powerball or Megabucks actually ends up being 99% of the time... if you ever win at all, it's generally just a LITTLE money, not a LOT. :P
If they'd call it a LITTLEry instead of a LOTtery, that would be more honest advertising for the vast majority of the players; it's said that your more likely to get struck by lightning that win the big jackpot.
littlery by QuacksO October 22, 2020

Beggamucks 

Da usual results of excessive use of scratch-off tickets --- i.e., you waste so much of your income dat you become a "begga", and your life becomes "muck" as a result of your obsession.
I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life; no need to get sucked into all that debauchery, and send my life spiraling into a total beggamucks!
Beggamucks by QuacksO October 22, 2020

spepper pray 

To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.
Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.
spepper pray by QuacksO October 20, 2020

queefrency 

A measure of how often a gal has an "downstairs exhalation", and/or da pitch/tone of said love-tunnel whooshes.
Using different types of personal lubricant can greatly vary the queefrency-repertoire dat you can produce while "doing it". How rapidly and forcefully you partake of said "ultimate pleasures" can also significantly alter da properties of said birth-canal ovations, as well.
queefrency by QuacksO October 20, 2020

intruckceration 

Refers to either:
(1) where you get imprisoned in a "mobile unit" cell-block that's made from the converted body of an old van-trailer, or
(2) where your penal sentence is that you have to perform less-than-pleasant activities regarding cargo-hauling vehicles, such as cleaning, servicing, driving them on long/rough routes, etc.
Being sentenced to intruckceration can be a bit less distressing if you get housed in a reefer trailer, since you will have air-conditioning during hotter months.
intruckceration by QuacksO October 19, 2020
Da specially-shaped urine-odor-preventing pipe-fitting dat you hafta install under your sink for your plumbing-job to be up to code.
If a homeowner complains about methane-gas smell coming up from da washbasin, da first thing you should do is check da pee-trap to see if it's in good order.
pee-trap by QuacksO October 17, 2020
A money-saving offer on products for your pet doves dat you clip from da newspaper.
Since da composer in da famous "Be inspired" PBS ad was aided in his improvised piano-work by da doves who'd landed on da utility-lines, perhaps it might be appropriate for him to clip a coopon from da newspaper and get his feathered music-advisors some tasty birdseed or suet-cake.
coopon by QuacksO October 16, 2020