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Definitions by QuacksO

aaahhhrrrggghhument 

A dispute dat involves either a lot of frustration or great shows of muscle-flexing.
Ethan Couch's overly-indulgent father became embroiled in a major-hissy-fit "aaahhhrrrggghhument" when da school dat his son was attending wouldn't acquiesce to his demands for special/preferential treatment for his spoiled-rotten son, no matter how much he offered to bribe them; he eventually resorted to threatening to purchase da entire school just so dat it could be run da way he and his "Little Prince" preferred.
aaahhhrrrggghhument by QuacksO January 17, 2021

misdeniceor

A crime of minor-to-moderate-seriousness dat someone commits while pretending to be a really pleasant charming caring person.
One of da major problems with misdeniceors is dat when one or more ill-intentioned people "act as if they're your best friend" and then stab you in da back, you may become too suspicious and wary to trust **anyone** again, even if --- and sometimes, unfortunately, **especially** if --- they are really warm and friendly to you... your bitter experiences of betrayal eventually cause you to assume dat ANYONE who acts positively towards his fellow humans is just out to falsely gain their trust and then screw them over!
misdeniceor by QuacksO January 17, 2021
An eclectic mix dat encourages observers to form angry mobs.
Tronald Dump surely spewed a varioty of inciteful mumbo-jumbo during his infamous "Republican fight" speech early January!
varioty by QuacksO January 13, 2021

crittercal condition 

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.
crittercal condition by QuacksO January 13, 2021

ambassodor 

A peace-and-goodwill-seeking diplomat who hails from da lovely island where Thomas and his railroad-buddies reside.
Since da famous fictional island is primarily railroad-themed, I wonder if an ambassodor from there would be expected to "toot his own horn"?
ambassodor by QuacksO January 13, 2021

Nature abwhores a vacuum 

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.

hawfulhassel 

What Da Great David H. experiences when he ventures out in public and gets mobbed by Knight Rider and Baywatch fans.
Personally I think dat it's a grand honor to be adored by millions; I would gladly welcome all da attention! "Don't hassel da Hoff", sure --- but I really cannot see how being asked for a few autographs would be such a "hawfulhassel"!
hawfulhassel by QuacksO January 8, 2021