Definitions by QuacksO
commatose
Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.
arreinment
A court-hearing regarding one or more purported wrongdoings while either perched in da saddle or driving a horse-drawn conveyance of some kind.
If there had been a proper arreinment regarding Genuine Risk's being illegally/unethically prevented from winning da 1980 Preakness Stakes due to da atrocious actions of her opponent's jockey, perhaps she would have gotten her totally-deserved winner's status.
arreinment by QuacksO January 28, 2021
arreignment
A court hearing to determine if either a prospective king is truly fit in all respects to be crowned, or to state accusations of significant misconduct on da part of a presently-ruling monarch, and then to hear da plea of said big-shot as to whether he is indeed guilty of said treasonous crimes .
If Napoleon had actually had to endure an arreignment for his assorted "wicked emperor" crimes, I imagine he would have been hard put to enter a "not guilty" plea, since he'd know that everyone was totally aware of his innumerable heinous wrongdoings.
arreignment by QuacksO January 28, 2021
Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!
What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
Why, what a TEMPEH you are in! by QuacksO January 27, 2021
money lawndering
Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
money lawndering by QuacksO January 20, 2021
hillyulence
With proper practice, one can vary da tightness of his sphincter so as to produce different "notes" as he's letting one rip; some people can really "play a merry hillyulence" while chowing down on cabbage and baked beans.
hillyulence by QuacksO January 19, 2021