Definitions by QuacksO

Isn'trael

Da fake country where scammers are calling from.

Many scammers can't even spell correctly, so even if they claim to be calling from "Isreal" (which, of course, definitely IS NOT a "real" country; you should already know da correct spelling of said Middle Eastern country --- I-s-r-A-E-l --- from having learned it in grade school), you would be wise to suspect dat they are actually located in ISN'TRAEL!

Isn'trael by QuacksO February 3, 2021

paraliesed 

Da state of being unable to move one's lips except to speak truthfully.

Fletcher Reede's son Max made a birthday wish dat caused his liar --- I mean, LAWyer --- dad to become totally paraliesed for 24 hours.

paraliesed by QuacksO February 2, 2021

cawdify 

To arrange laws and rules regarding crows.

Directives such as "No bird shall produce excessive/unnecessary vocal noise" or "No bird shall partake of planted seeds or maturing crops belonging to established farmers" would not do much good even if lawmakers were to cawdify said rules, since crows are not known for complying with Man's wishes, anyway.

cawdify by QuacksO February 2, 2021

Anarchtica 

A super-chilly area of da Southern Hemisphere where things are always in total chaos because nobody wants to live there long enough to maintain law and order.

If no law-enforcement officials wanna live in da frigid land of Anarchtica, how many criminals would choose to go there, either? And what would there be to steal or otherwise manipulate for one's illegitimate gain, anyway? Nuthin' much besides ice and snow and rock there, unless we're thinking of da various mineral-deposits that have been located there, but these would be prohibitively expensive and dangerous to access in a land with such cold temps and thick ice.

Anarchtica by QuacksO February 2, 2021

spawnsor 

An individual or organization dat contributes funds for research/activities regarding egg-laying creatures.

Bears would not likely be very reliable/legitimate spawnsors regarding research of da salmon-run, since they would likely just EAT said tasty vulnerables rather than actually being interested in da study of them. :P

spawnsor by QuacksO February 1, 2021

commatose 

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

commatose by QuacksO January 31, 2021

arreinment 

A court-hearing regarding one or more purported wrongdoings while either perched in da saddle or driving a horse-drawn conveyance of some kind.

If there had been a proper arreinment regarding Genuine Risk's being illegally/unethically prevented from winning da 1980 Preakness Stakes due to da atrocious actions of her opponent's jockey, perhaps she would have gotten her totally-deserved winner's status.

arreinment by QuacksO January 28, 2021