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Definitions by QuacksO

bouillonaire 

Someone who struck it rich in da "stock market" --- i.e., buying and selling shares in stew-broth production/sales.
Perhaps one could indeed make a fairly tidy income speculating in dehydrated-soup cubes, but don't expect to become a bouillonaire at it!
bouillonaire by QuacksO December 1, 2021
A previously-agreed-upon meeting-spot where two or more music-lovers converge to either play or listen to Mozart's famous "Turkish March" melody.
If you "rondovous" wif a friend to hear a lady-pianist named Rhonda play one of Mozart's most-recognized works, would dat also be a "Rhondavous"?
rondovous by QuacksO December 1, 2021

Rhondavous 

An agreed-upon meeting-place wif a hot chick named Rhonda.
My new gal-pal asked me to join her at our original Rhondavous spot, which was da local music store; she wanted me to check out da new keyboards and pianos wif her, plus she loves Mozart, and so she also invited me to hear her practice melodiously banging out da hugely-popular "Turkish March"... guess I could say dat our meeting-place was therefore a "rondovous", as well.
Rhondavous by QuacksO December 1, 2021

pup's the word

Da Englishman's term for freely "spilling da beans" regarding sensitive information.
I respect dudes and chicks equally, so I don't even touch da gender-inflammatory subject of which half of da human race is better at "remaining hush-hush". So to me, saying, "Pup's the word" is an insult to guys, as if they are less able to keep secrets than ladies --- whether they've had children or not --- are.
pup's the word by QuacksO November 30, 2021

poorous weld 

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.
A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!
poorous weld by QuacksO November 30, 2021

boy Vonage 

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
boy Vonage by QuacksO November 30, 2021
Sex-change procedures in a hospital.
Bruce/Caitlyn underwent extensive sirgery to improve his/her appearance, but he/she now looks even more awful than ever!
sirgery by QuacksO November 29, 2021