Definitions by QuacksO
psiriasis
Attractive/affluent ladies may indeed sometimes have trouble with psiriasis, but da total opposite can just as likely be da case, as well --- i.e., likeable guys can get "sorely" aggravated by one or more persistent **female** suitors. Da Beethoven-loving "Peanuts" cartoon-character Schroeder has dis very problem wif da obnoxious-but-love-struck Lucy Van Pelt --- "Do you know what Beethoven never had?! Beethoven never had girls hanging onto his piano and bugging him about romance, marriage, and Valentine's Day gifts!" Lucy: "He DIDN'T...?! Poor Beethoven!"
asstronomy
I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.
asstronomy by QuacksO December 22, 2021
astrawnomy
A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.
I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.
astrawnomy by QuacksO December 22, 2021
astrawlogy
Psychic/fortune-telling bullcrap dat's supposedly drawn from da particulars of how and where you stacked da cows' "square meals" in da hay-loft.
I tried to do an astrawlogy-reading for someone based on da unique pattern of da scattered white-plastic-wrapped "cattle-marshmallows" in da nearby alfalfa-field, only to then find out dat said bales weren't even on da guy's own property, but a neighboring one. What a humiliating disappointment!
astrawlogy by QuacksO December 22, 2021
heart and sole
Refers to da past-heavenly combination created when a warmly-smiling chick obligingly places her pretty feet against yer chest when requested, so dat ya can savor both da comforting/soothing feel of her cute toes, arches, and heels against yer collarbone and solar plexus, and da positive and openly/deeply-loving energy dat she's affectionately "pumping out through her feet" and into yer chest.
Perhaps da term here should be "heart and SOLES", since da cutie is putting BOTH of her lovely delectable tootsies against yer chest.
heart and sole by QuacksO December 20, 2021
condollence
During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.
condollence by QuacksO December 17, 2021
birden
How da 1980's-era secretary of da interior James Watt viewed any discussion or action regarding avian-species conservation/preservation, according to a famous Doonesbury cartoon.
In da September 05, 1981 Doonesbury strip, da devil-may-care-attituded Interior Secretary Watt grumbles to his secretary dat he can't be birdened by irate phone calls from a bird-watcher whom he dismissively views as merely an "extremist" --- "Why should I care if my policies kill off a few rare species of birds?! We'll still have millions of pigeons to take up the slack! BIRDS ARE BIRDS --- that's what I mean by extremism!"