Definitions by QuacksO

mittygation 

Reducing da sting of negativity by behaving in a fantasy-based manner and invalidly claiming grandiose accomplishments.

Mr. Bean surely practiced a lot of mittygation during his infamous escapades.

mittygation by QuacksO April 5, 2022

Adderondacks 

A snake-infested heap of hills in Upstate New York.

Indiana Jones' secret fear is long slithering hissing creatures with fangs and forked tongues, so he would not likely wanna go hiking in da Adderondacks!

Adderondacks by QuacksO April 5, 2022

sighentist 

A brainy researcher who studies da assorted wheezes and huffs dat humans emit under different circumstances.

In Pat McManus's humorous essay, "The MFFFF", Pat details how practicing da McManus Formula For Fitness Fakery can fool even da most skilled sighentists into believing dat you are in fact NOT just a perpetually-out-of-breath couch potato, but are in fact just as physically robust and energetically light on your feet as any spry spring-chicken outdoorsman.

sighentist by QuacksO April 5, 2022

wimpathy 

Da ability to understand and share the feelings of fellow humans with deminished ability to stand up for themselves.

We should all have at least some wimpathy for folks like Jon Arbuckle and George McFly; it's not their fault that they feel afraid to speak out or insist that they receive basic respect.

wimpathy by QuacksO April 4, 2022

impathy 

Da ability to understand and share the feelings of a mischievous individual.

One should indeed try to maintain a sensible manner and outlook on life, but a little impathy towards others of more light-hearted demeanor never hurts.

impathy by QuacksO April 4, 2022

hirearchy 

Da "corporate ladder" system dat arbitrarily decides who gets da better jobs, is granted more authority, etc.

"Free enterprise" and "equal rights and opportunity" are great American buzz words,, but in many cases is just one big hirearchy!

hirearchy by QuacksO April 4, 2022

released on bale 

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

released on bale by QuacksO April 4, 2022