Definitions by QuacksO
sighchosis
A loony-bin candidate with a "high 'n' mighty" mindset who goes around wheezing contemptuously/disapprovingly at fellow humans.
Tronald Dump surely has a major case of sighchosis; unfortunately he even backs it up with verbal and even physical effrontery, such as suggesting absurdly-dangerous medical procedures and assaulting his own chauffeur.
sighchosis by QuacksO October 29, 2022
shanktuary
An isolated locale where either you do not hafta deal wif da straight sections of certain tools like drills or screwdrivers, or you can work with said implement-parts without interference from others.
If you have issues with mooching colleagues' always borrowing your hand-tools, it's wise to store them away in a workshop that can serve as a shanktuary for said precious devices.
shanktuary by QuacksO October 29, 2022
oncallogist
A doctor who specializes in treating people with exhaustion-burnout due to their jobs' requiring them to be ready to jump at a moment's notice 24/7.
Jobs like being a paramedic or Triple-A tow-truck driver may indeed pay a bit better due to the uncertain hours, but they often require having an oncallogist on speed-dial!
oncallogist by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Gulliath
Sarcastic term for a noisy winged beach-dweller who has become gargantuan in size --- and weight --- from totally pigging out on popcorn and Cheez Doodles dat people toss to him.
winner vs. wiener
A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
winner vs. wiener by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Rebelsus
A highly-dangerous pharmaceutical dat purports to ease diabetes issues and help you shed pesky "love handles", but which actually just makes you so groundlessly confident and believing in said drug dat you behave in an overbearing and combative manner towards anyone who expresses doubts as to said medication's effectiveness and/or safety.