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Definitions by QuacksO

pandemoanium 

A noisy cacophony of vocalizations expressing either distress or ecstasy.
A group of horny studs will likely raise total pandemoanium if at least one curvaceous chick isn't present for them to slake their massive pliable-protoplasm cravings upon; if such a amply-endowed gal does subsequently show up, however, da dudes' assorted throat-produced sounds of discontent will quickly be replaced with gratified sighs and coos as they gleefully partake of da luscious warmth and softness dat said fleshy female has to offer.
pandemoanium by QuacksO January 18, 2023

cowhoperation 

A conspiracy between two or more individuals to clobber someone.
Da Three Stooges seemed to always be pummeling each other, so perhaps they were all just one big cowhoperation.
cowhoperation by QuacksO January 17, 2023

aspersians

Back in da '80's and '90's, lots of people cast major aspersians about said oil-rich Muslum country, but folks are learning now how da main-stream media had deceived them in many ways on da subject.
aspersians by QuacksO January 17, 2023

turbineator 

High wind and/or shoddy design/materials/workmanship dat causes huge numbers of whirligig-generators to break down and self-destruct.
A recent viral-video of a wind-farm fire showed more than one machine going up in flames at da same time --- let's hope dat it was merely an accident due to severe weather and/or faulty design, and dat Big Oil didn't send a Turbineator there to purposely sabotage said clean-energy facility!
turbineator by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Turbanator 

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.
Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.
Turbanator by QuacksO January 17, 2023

shenanigins 

Less-than-square dealings regarding one or more stiff drinks.
Da classic tale of Davy Crockett's barroom shenanigins involves his using da same raccoon pelt to buy "a round for da boys" ten times in one afternoon.
shenanigins by QuacksO January 17, 2023

stattitude 

Can refer to either:

(1) a defiant sulky overbearing manner dat a closed-minded person exhibits if anyone expresses doubts about supposed facts dat they themselves believe are reliable/correct, or

(2) a similar disagreeable unwillingness to agreeably go along if someone in charge tells them to "step lively" due to some purported deadline or emergency.
Maybe you'd soon develop a "stattitude", too, if people were always telling you to jump like a jack-in-da-box and go flitting about at a frenzied pace just to please them regarding some merely-believed-by-only-them impending catastrophe, but which you see little or no sign of actual existence, such as a political dilemma, religious calamity, etc.
stattitude by QuacksO January 16, 2023