Definitions by QuacksO

highjack 

Da theft of a vehicle dat's equipped with Lowjack.

Stealing cars is totally "low-down" as it is, but to HIGHjack one is really insane, since LOWjack will allow da fuzz to find you every time. :P

highjack by QuacksO January 23, 2023

bullistics 

Tests done to determine either:
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.

One reason dat da Watergate investigation took so long was dat da government agents had to "run bullistics" on each and every statement given by witnesses.

bullistics by QuacksO January 22, 2023

sueNAMI 

A massive "tidal wave" of self-enrichment-seeking litigations against a behavioral-health establishment.

How often would a shrink need to screw up with advising/assisting his clients before he'd face a class-action sueNami???

sueNAMI by QuacksO January 21, 2023

bouncy bouncer 

Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".

Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.

bouncy bouncer by QuacksO January 21, 2023

transfer-hug 

Refers to da super-pleasant action of "sequentially swapping" your arms, legs, and torso over to a second person who has smilingly approached you while you're currently hugging da first person.

Transfer-hugz are great, but I don't wanna "abandon" da first snuggle-buddy whom I'd initially been embracing, so I like to just do group-hugz if a second also-well-liked human shows up.

transfer-hug by QuacksO January 21, 2023

backpack hug 

Refers to a huge affectionate squeezy-clasp whereby you wrap both your arms and legs around da person, so dat you are suspended off da ground from da other person at four attachment-points, like a strap-on bookbag.

Backpack hugs are awesome; just make sure dat da person whom you're giving one to is large and physically strong enough to safely support your entire body-weight like dat.

backpack hug by QuacksO January 21, 2023

Ace Venturi 

Da little-known mechanic-sidekick of Jim Carrey's super-sleuth-of-da-domestic-animal-world character; his job is to keep all of Ace's vehicles in perfect running order.

As much damage as Randall "Tex" Cobb's grumpy-ruffian character caused to da Animal Advocate's prized muscle-car, it's likely dat Ace Venturi had several days' worth of "patchin' 'n' paintin'" to perform after da famous daredevil detective got back from his dog-retrieving mission.

Ace Venturi by QuacksO January 21, 2023