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Definitions by QuacksO

reckoncile 

To make peace wif someone regarding a belief or theory.
Sherlock Holmes and da detectives at Scotland Yard often differed in their analyses and conclusions of da facts in a case, but they could usually reckoncile enough to bring said legal conundrum to a successful resolution.
reckoncile by QuacksO May 8, 2023

joking aroundabout 

Making verbal humor regarding traffic circles.
Safely traversing a rotary is no laughing matter! One should not be "joking aroundabout it" when navigating said dangerous asphalt loop --- total seriousness and concentration are in order there!

hissterectomy 

A surgical operation on a female snake when she doesn't want any more babies.
Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?
hissterectomy by QuacksO May 8, 2023

calmrade 

Someone who tags along wif you and stabilizes your emotions during stressful situations.
As a condition of her probation, Madea was sentenced to attend anger-management classes, with dubious results (da highly-infamous wrecking of the little red sports car with the forklift is a classic indication of this ineffectiveness) --- perhaps da judge should also have assigned said "mad Black woman" a 24-hour calmrade, as well!
calmrade by QuacksO May 7, 2023

what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo 

A comparison of proper behavior and typical behavior regarding calls on Line 2.
In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.

bellyacres 

Vast expanses of stomach-and-abdomen "real estate" dat cause their owners and/or observers to go around loudly complaining about said surplus surface-area.
Bellyachers Anonymous is da place to go if you have a chronic complaining problem; often, da bulk of da group's members are huge heavyset lumbering hairy-hided guys who are always clutching their bulging stomachs and wheezing and trying not to bellyache. So in all likelihood, these very same grossly-out-of-shape dudes could also qualify for the term "bellyacres", as well!
bellyacres by QuacksO May 3, 2023

fundymentals 

Da basic and essential features, attributes, and details of da famous Canadian bay where da tides are all screwy.
What are da fundymentals of da coastal Maritimes area where da tides come in and go out so dramatically?
fundymentals by QuacksO April 30, 2023