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Definitions by QuacksO

crowmance 

A huggy-kissy relationship during which both parties either openly brag about how much they love one another, and/or loudly celebrate whenever they "score" wif each other.
On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude's chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing" female just because she allowed you da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.
crowmance by QuacksO November 14, 2023

roemantic 

A main squeeze who either "wines and dines" you to da skies, or arrogantly expects to be "pampered high style" by his/her significant other.
A local lower-middle-class dude who gives me a ride sometimes told me dat he'd had to divorce his super-cute-but-selfish first wife because she'd been "raised on money", and so she was a total "roemantic" as far as how much she wanted him to spend on certain basic-purpose items dat he bought for her --- for example, she once got him to spend almost a whole grand on a hand-bag, when a simple 30-odd-dollar one from Wally-World would have sufficed!
roemantic by QuacksO November 14, 2023

roemance 

A "rich-bug relationship" whereby you frequently get fed caviar by your significant other.
Tiffany and I have a "reasonable 'n' realistic" approach to our cuddly-companions friendship --- we always strive to be sensible with our budgets and meal-choices. She and I try to keep expenses down and we both love sardines and hard-boiled hen's eggs, anyway, and so we have zero cravings for a "roemance".
roemance by QuacksO November 14, 2023

fawty yeayuhs 

Da length of time dat ol' Mrs. PEETUHS has been a TEACHUH.
I deCLAYUH --- in FAWTY YEAYUHS, I've nevuh heard such an outlandish story as THAT one!
fawty yeayuhs by QuacksO November 14, 2023

Sitkanclature 

Da terminology chosen for referring to a large Alaskan city other than da formerly-most-populated one.
Seeing as how da two locales are so vastly different (i.e., extreme west and far southeast) and distant from each other --- and how enormous da entire state is --- I would imagine dat Sitkanclature and Nomenclature might be entirely different.
Sitkanclature by QuacksO November 14, 2023

gnomenclature 

Words and phrases specifically chosen/created to refer to bearded dwarfs wif pointed hats.
I couldn't understand da poorly-worded instruction-manual dat came wif my lawn-ornament elf, but fortunately it was a "simple 'n' straightforward" matter to merely place said colorful plaster statue in my desired locale, and so I really didn't need to trouble myself trying to decipher said cryptic gnomenclature.
gnomenclature by QuacksO November 14, 2023
A fraudster who performs a "song and dance" to promote his bogus claims.
If there had been PA systems back in da late 1800s, maybe P.T. Barnum could have added "singbugging" to his showman's repertoire.
singbug by QuacksO November 14, 2023