Q-City Wordsmith's definitions

Unicorn

A mythical creature typically represented as a single mother that doesn't use Government assistance.

Even though being a single mom was tough, Janet worked hard to get a degree so she could get a high paying job and become a unicorn instead of a freeloading, street urchin.

by Q-City Wordsmith December 12, 2013

cumsistency

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

Team Alice

What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.

Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."

Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."

by Q-City Wordsmith November 24, 2009

Trophy

slang term for a baby, the prize you'll possibly win for having sex

Girl: I told my friend that a gang bang at the college was a bad idea. Now she's pregnant.

Guy: Look on the bright side. If she decides to keep the baby, she'll have a trophy to flaunt.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Trophy Case

slang term for a child seat as the slang term for a baby is trophy

Girl: Did you hear Heather had a baby?

Guy: I figured after I seen a trophy case in the back of her Honda.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Wooden Medal

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd

Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Mobilly

a Missouri hillbilly

what people in IL call people from MO

Guy 1: Quincy traffic would run smoother if all these Mobillies didn't work over here.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009