Q-City Wordsmith's definitions

Wittler

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire

any child that is or appears to be of Indian descent (the country of India)

When we were at Six Flags waiting in line for the Boss, a slumdog millionaire cut in front of us.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 9, 2009

Team Alice

What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.

Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."

Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."

by Q-City Wordsmith November 24, 2009

Unicorn

A mythical creature typically represented as a single mother that doesn't use Government assistance.

Even though being a single mom was tough, Janet worked hard to get a degree so she could get a high paying job and become a unicorn instead of a freeloading, street urchin.

by Q-City Wordsmith December 12, 2013

like the Stig

a display of driving excellence performed by a non-professional driver during a track day or autocross event

When Walter went through that chicane, he totally looked like the Stig.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 9, 2009

Wooden Medal

the prize you should get for 4th place as gold is for 1st, silver is for 2nd, bronze is for 3rd

Even though Charlie finished outside the top 3, he ran a good race. I think he deserves the wooden medal.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Mobilly

a Missouri hillbilly

what people in IL call people from MO

Guy 1: Quincy traffic would run smoother if all these Mobillies didn't work over here.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009