Q's definitions

Jehovah's Witnesses

A F****D-up "religion" in which annoying people knock on your door and talk about their cult. DO NOT SUBMIT TO THEM. Their "religion" disposes of all holidays because they are "satanic" and blames other religions for faults in the world. They believe that they are the true Christians and that everyone else is crazy. (Yeah Right). They also believe that innocent little children going to Sunday School are working for the devil.

Jehovah's Witnesses are MORONS and are to STUPID realize that it is THEM who are working for the devil.

by Q January 15, 2005

mississippi mudpack

When a woman is sitting on a man's face (69 position or otherwise) and she smears her dirty ass all over his face. Just like getting a mudpack facial at the spa.

I gave John a mississippi mudpack the other day. He's still picking shit out of his nose.

by Q April 27, 2004

The Battle Grounds

A pretty good half life mod IF in the next patch they fix melee system, new player skins, and much slower re-load times.

Why does it take a few seconds to re-load my longrifle!!! It takes me 1 minute to do it in real life.

by Q August 28, 2004

un1337

1) The opposite of 1337.

2) Used to describe someone or something that is not of the 1337 community.

3) Used as an insult to one who is of the 1337 community.

D00d, you are so un1337.
Microsoft is un1337.

by Q April 28, 2004

misogyny

The hatred of women.

Many countries around the world exhibit misogyny.

by Q February 15, 2005

Schalacking

The acting of chilling and slacking--at the same time

Daumst, Stanish, and I were just schalackin all summer long.

by Q September 6, 2003

beavis and butthead

Beavis and Butt-Head

Note the hyphen. That's how it's really spelled. Go there for the real defines

by Q May 30, 2004