Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.

Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023

emojus

singular of emoji, formed by back formation.

If emoji is a collective noun, then the plural must be “emojus.”

by Put you are Name here July 23, 2021

Racist

a person who mentions the words black, white, jew, African, Philippino, arab, muslim, islam, or red in any context.

A white sheet of paper?? what do you mean white you racist

by Put you are Name here May 09, 2017

Iactus

Latin for yeet. Used instead of yeet if you want to sound posh.

I iactussed it away.

by Put you are Name here December 02, 2019

turn of the decade

when a decade starts, and another one comes to an end.

Related to "turn of the century"

At the turn of the decade, the 2010s came to an end and the 2020s lay ahead, open for the revival of the culture of the 1920s.

by Put you are Name here January 13, 2020

Streisand Marketing

Deliberate provocation of the Streisand Effect in order to draw attention to or promote a product.

I perused Streisand Marketing so I could get people to listen.

by Put you are Name here December 02, 2019

posh cunt

someone who speaks with a cultivated, RP, or otherwise generally very upper class, pretentious, or otherwise posh accent.

You posh cunt!

by Put you are Name here May 01, 2021