81 definitions by Purplenado
In the movie “The World According To Garp” that’s what the younger son, Walt, calls graduate school, where his mom teaches. He says “gradual school” and “gradual student.”
Walt: Daddy what's gradual school?
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
I wanna get lost with you means that you and your dream lover want to sneak off together somewhere, where nobody will (hopefully) find you and, literally, for lack of better term, screw day and night.
I wanna get lost with you. Let’s go to the Northernaire Motel. Nobody will find us there. Or, even want to look there. Ahhh! Ecstasy! Bliss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
What I have to keep telling my dog when he barks just because the other dog is barking. As in, he has no idea why he’s barking. He’s just doing it because the other dog is.
I said “little boy no” because he was barking because the female dog was barking and that dog barks at everything. Therefore, they are both barking at nothing.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023